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Ominous Jokes

4 ominous jokes and hilarious ominous puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ominous that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, Surely, it's not going to rain today?

And she replied, Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley.
That was when I realized I'd left my phone on Airplane mode.

What do we want? Ominous warnings! When do we want 'em?

Soon.

The prince, after a long and arduous battle, slew the dragon. He then ascends the mountain to an ominous castle holding the damsel. The prince makes his way to her room to rescue her. He enters and asks

What's your wifi password?

Before getting my results, my doctor told me to be like my blood type

Ominous

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