The Best 14 Omicron Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Omicron jokes. There are some omicron jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these omicron puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Omicron Jokes and Puns

If comic books have taught me anything it’s that something named OMICRON is going to be near impossible to defeat unless we all work together to defeat it.

New variant is called Omicron, the 15th letter of the Greek alphabet.

Futurama had Omicronians.

Matt Groening is from the future.

If You're Going to Name a Virus Variant Omicron

At least humor us by adding Persei 8 to the title

You think the Omicron variant is bad?

Because the next one will be 3.14 times worse.

How can you tell a Futurama fan by asking them about the current state of Covid?

They can correctly pronounce Omicron


I can't believe it's omicron season already

I still have my delta decorations up.

That's it! I'm buying Omicron.

I'll be damned if I let another crypto opportunity slip away.

We really need to get Omicron under control before it mutates

Because the next Greek letter is Pi and you know how long that goes on

Delta Airlines is changing their name

To Omicron

It's the Covid variant after Omicron I'm really worried about...

it may go on forever

I invented a new aftershave in honour of the Omicron virus

I named it 'Leave me the Far Cologne'

You can explore omicron reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean omicron dad jokes. There are also omicron puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


The Queen is laying in hospital with her children at her bedside.

The doctors remain optimistic but I worry my rule is coming to an end . She says.

But the Doctors say you have the omicron variant, do they not? Said Charles.

That's right , she replied.

And the Symptoms are minor are they not? He continued

It's true, but my body is weak and I grow tired .

Suddenly, Andrew interjects:
Minor you say? Can't you just pay them to disappear ?

The next Covid variant won't be a piece of cake like omicron.

It will be pi.

If we had a break up letter there for every gender there was...

We'd have "Dear John", "Dear Jane", and "Dear Xir, Ruler of Omicron Persei 8"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the omicron puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working omicron piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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