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27 omg jokes and hilarious omg puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about omg that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Omg Short Jokes

Short omg jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The omg humour may include short jokes also.

  1. When I die I want to come back as a spider, That way I'll finally hear girls say "o**... it's huge"
  2. o**... guys, you won't believe this but james bond just came into the bar I work at and ordered a drink I'm literally shaking right now
  3. Last week Oxygen took potassium on a date and it was just OK Then yesterday I saw Oxygen with a date with Magnesium and I was like o**...
  4. o**... I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person! This whole time I thought he was a theoretical physicist!
  5. I was putting atoms together for chemistry. Until I put magnesium and oxygen together. o**...
  6. I once saw a kid riding a bike. I went o**... that looks like mine and ran all the way home, but luckily mine was still chained up asking for food
  7. Gave my blonde girlfriend 4 pregnancy tests today. She rang me back sobbing, o**...! How am I going to look after 4 kids?
  8. Baby Yoda knock knock joke Knock knock.
    Knock knock.
    Say who's there w**....
    Who's there.
    Baby Yoda.
    Baby Yoda Who?
    Baby Yoda one for me.
    o**....
  9. o**... it took an hour for my friend and I to realize that our Uber driver was a celebrity!! He's even ranked top ten in the list of most desired people in the world by the FBI!
  10. What did their parents say when they heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going to get married? o**...

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Omg One Liners

Which omg one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with omg? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. o**... there's a wolf! Where?
    No, the regular kind.
  2. o**... Capt. Marvel exploded De brie everywhere
  3. o**... it's cake day, quick, repost a cake joke! Nah, i'm batter than that
  4. What do you say to a pregnant jack-o-lantern? o**...! You're glowing!
  5. Did you hear? Like,Oxygen Magnesium is totally the new thing!
    It's like,o**...!

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about omg can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of omg puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Omg Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about omg you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make omg prank.

My fiancé came home with this gem…

Him: Did you hear about the actress that stabbed herself? It was all over the news, can't remember her name…Reese something…
Me: o**..., Witherspoon??
Him: No, with a knife.
He got me good.

Helium walks into a bar

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says We don't serve noble gases in here. **Helium doesn't react!.**
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? ** HeHe **
I would make another chemistry joke but all good ones **ARGON**!
I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together and I was like.. .. **o**...**

My brothers cat

I was looking after my brothers cat when he called me to see how she was.
Me: She's dead.
Brother: o**..., you don't break bad news like that!
Me: How, then?
Brother: You say that you're afraid you have bad news. Your cat escaped outside, and chased a possum up onto the roof. Unfortunately, the cat fell, and while you did everything you could, the cat couldn't be saved.
Me: I understand, my apologies.
Brother: Anyway, hows Mum doing?
Me: Well, she was up on the roof, chasing a possum...

Dad cooks dinner.

He gives his kids deer meat, but doesn't tell them but gives them a clue.
Dad: What kind of meat is this, it's something mom calls me every day.
Sarah: o**... Billy, It's an a**... don't eat it.

A father has something to confess to his daughter

Dad: Daughter i need to tell you something
Daughter: yeah dad, what's up?
Dad: you were adopted
Daughter: o**..., no way, then i want to meet my biological parents!
Dad: Oh yeah, don't worry, that's us! and you already know us, your new parents are coming to pick you up tomorrow.

my grandpa tells us about his good old days in Hong Kong

He said, "when I was your age, I can go into the groceries with 10 dollars, and come out with 2 loaves of bread, 2 dozen of eggs, 2 kilos of potatoes, maybe a few cans of soda, plus handful of candies and probably some beef jerky."
We were like, "o**...!!! That's a lot!! 10 dollars now can only get us 2 soda!! The inflation is insane!!"
And then he was like,
"Nah!! Just there are far more CCTV these days!"

Two blondes Cindy and Stacy run into each other on monday...

Cindy : Hi Stacy! Did you have a good weekend? I went out to the club on saturday!
Stacy: o**...! I was there too! I danced with two Brazilian guys who were at the club!
Cindy: Oh wow! How many is a Brazillion?

Husband:Happy Birthday Babyyyyy!!!

Wife:Aww Thankyou sweetheart, What you get me?
Husband:It was a surprise, but you remember that pink Lamborghini car you wanted so bad?
Wife:o**... o**... o**... o**...! YES YES YES YES
I'm Screaming Right Now o**...!!!
Husband:Well, I got you a toothbrush, Same color.

A lady visits a doctor

Doctor, I was eating some potato chips, and there was a small bag that said 'DO NOT EAT', and I accidentally ate that too, am I going to die?..
Well, we're all going to die at some point… Starts the doctor.
We're all gonna die?! o**..., WHAT HAVE I DONE!

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The impact of these omg jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.