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3 omen jokes and hilarious omen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about omen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


Uproarious Omen Jokes to Share with Friends

What is a good omen joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why didn't the dyslexic bodybuilder workout when his stomach hurt?

He felt it was an Abd Omen

Thank You Omen Movies,

Apparently being an orphan by double "s**..." isn't enough to be your Anti-Christ, Satan Dad.
Who knew I had to have a work ethic?

The Scientist, The Priest, and The Philosopher

A scientist, a priest, and a philosopher walk into a bar. The philosopher questions the nature of bars and thinks about how bars tie into our primitive human nature. The priest, almost intoxicated with a recent s**... on his head, considers the bar a gift from God and deems it an omen. The scientist, observing the results, ducks.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about omen can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of omen puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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