Omelette Jokes

Funniest Omelette Short Jokes

Short omelette jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The omelette humour may include short poached egg jokes also.

1. I decided to have scrambled eggs this morning... Immediately after thinking "I'll just flip this omelette."
2. Do egg jokes crack you up? Or do they make you scramble away... omelette you think about it...
3. What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette? Omeletteyoufinish
   -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.
4. What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients? Omelette you figure it out
5. I tried making a steak and cheese omelette but I messed up the flip... I guess you can say that I beefed the eggsecution.
6. In a alternative universe where humans lay eggs. omelettes would still be a seriously messed up thing to eat.
7. What do you call a baby yogi? An omelette.
8. What did the egg say after a night of partying? Omelette
9. How do you make a Jewish omelette First off all Borrow 6 eggs.
10. I'm going to write a book about poker and making omelettes... I'm going to call it "Knowing the Right Time to Fold"

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Omelette One Liners

Which omelette one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with omelette? I can suggest the ones about scrambled eggs and eggs.

1. Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg? Because in France one egg is un oeuf.
2. How do you teach someone to make an omelette? Show them an eggsample
3. An egg got late to work. He says to his boss: "Sorry boss, Omelette."
4. Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant... Omelette You Finish
5. Why do cats make the fluffiest omelettes? They have the best whiskers
6. gypsy omelette recipe... First steal some eggs
7. Hear about the Frenchman who choked to death eating his morning omelette? Oeuf.
8. My girlfriend broke up with me this morning over a broken egg She said Omelette you go
9. What are Amish children called? Omelettes.
10. What did Kanye West say to the eggs? Yo, omelette you finish...
11. Why are French omelettes so small? Because to them one egg is "un oeuf"
12. What did the three eggs say to Taylor Swift? Omelette you finish...
13. At the risk of getting egg on my face and being too cheesy. Omelette au fromage.
14. How do you make an Chocolat omelette? With Easter eggs.
15. Why did Kierkegaard think omelettes gave meaning to life? Because they're eggs essential.

Comical & Quirky Omelette Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about omelette you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fried egg jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make omelette pranks.