Omelet Jokes
9 omelet jokes and hilarious omelet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about omelet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fun-Filled Omelet Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What is a good omelet joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What is the saddest family reunion?
A chicken omelet
Did you hear about the omelet that was possessed by a d**...?
They had to call an eggsorcist
What is a Buddhist's favorite food?
An om-elet.
Did you hear about the prize for the Amish children's cooking competition?
Whichever kiddo makes the best egg dish gets to keep the Amlet omelet amulet
Metaphors
People say I mangle metaphors, but you can't make an omelet without beating a few dead horses.
How do you get a cop to make you an omelet?
Give him some brown eggs.
What did the egg say at the party?
Omelet
And I'll have the k**... omelet
All w**....
What did the egg say when it had one to many drinks?
Ome-let!
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