The Best 10 Omelet Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Omelet jokes. There are some omelet omelette jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these omelet pancake puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Omelet Jokes and Puns

What is the saddest family reunion?

A chicken omelet

Did you hear about the prize for the Amish children's cooking competition?

Whichever kiddo makes the best egg dish gets to keep the Amlet omelet amulet

How do you get a cop to make you an omelet?

Give him some brown eggs.

Omelet joke, How do you get a cop to make you an omelet?

And I'll have the KKK omelet

All whites.

What did the egg say when it had one to many drinks?


Why do the french only use one egg for their omelet?

One egg is uneuf

What did the egg say at the party?


Omelet joke, What did the egg say at the party?

What do you call an Amish child?

An omelet

What did Mr. T say after eating an omelet?

"I pity the fowl!"

An egg voted to leave the omelet..

and then.. it.. did..

yeah, sorry its just too scrambled.

there's no way to get a good yolk out of this mess..

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the omelet egg jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working omelet giblets piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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