The Best 24 Omega Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Omega jokes. There are some omega paralympic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these omega kappa puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Omega Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me.

It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.

Somebody just threw a load of Omega 3 pills at me...

Don't worry though, I only suffered super fish oil injuries..

Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 tablets at me.

The injuries were superfishoil.

Omega joke, Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 tablets at me.

Someone threw some Omega 3 tablets at my head the other day

I'm ok though, my injuries were only super fish oil

*I'll see myself out*

Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me!

I only received super fish oil injuries, but still...


Someone hit me in the head with a bottle of omega 3 tablets the other day.

It's OK, it was just a super fish oil wound

I was just struck in the head by a flying bottle of omega 3 pills!

.... luckily, my wounds were only super fish oil.

Omega joke, I was just struck in the head by a flying bottle of omega 3 pills!

My wife threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at my head

Don't worry though, my wounds were just super-fish-oil

Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me today...

...luckily my injuries where only super fish oil.

I got into a fight in the drug store and they threw a bottle of Omega 3 at me.

Luckily my wounds were only super fish oil.

Someone just threw some Omega 3 tablets at me.

I'm fine, I only got super fish oil injuries.

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Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me.

I only suffered super fish oil injuries, but I'm lucky I wasn't krilled!

Did you hear about the pharmacist who got hit with a bottle of omega 3?

They are okay, the injuries were superfishoil.

These dogs

A man was walking his two dogs.

Someone asked, "What are their names?"



Man replied, "Rolex and Omega!" "Wow! I have never heard those names for dogs.



Man said "These are watchdogs.

My lesbian neighbors bought me a new Rolex for my birthday.

I'm more of an Omega guy myself, but it was still a nice gesture.

I was biking to work today and someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me!

I'm ok though. The injuries were super fish oil.

Omega joke, I was biking to work today and someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me!

Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at my head.

It's o.k. though, as my injuries are only super fish oil.

I was struck by a bottle of omega 3 pills...

Luckily my wounds were only super fish oil.

What did Georg Ohm say when he found Ohm's law?

Omega!


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me......

don't worry, my injuries we're super fish oil.

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!!

Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

I got in an argument with my wife last night and she threw a bottle of omega 3's at my head.

I'm OK. It was a super fishy oil wound.

If you believe in eternity then You believe there is no end.

omega mistake if you ask me!

I'm not an Alpha OR Beta male so...

...I must be an Omega male because I'm the last guy anyone will sleep with.

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