Omega Jokes

Funniest Omega Short Jokes

Short omega jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The omega humour may include short alpha jokes also.

1. My girlfriend threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me. It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.
2. I was hit by a truck carrying a bunch of Omega 3 capsules It's okay, I only sustained super fish oil injuries
3. Someone threw some Omega 3 tablets at my head the other day I'm ok though, my injuries were only super fish oil
   *I'll see myself out*
4. I got into a fight in the drug store and they threw a bottle of Omega 3 at me. Luckily my wounds were only super fish oil.
5. Did you hear about the guy who got hit with a bottle of omega 3 capsules? He suffered super-fish-oil injuries
6. My lesbian neighbors bought me a new Rolex for my birthday. I'm more of an Omega guy myself, but it was still a nice gesture.
7. I was biking to work today and someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me! I'm ok though. The injuries were super fish oil.
8. What do Greek teenagers say? Omega!!
   Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
9. I was walking past a chemist when... I got hit with a bottle of omega-3.
   Its ok I only suffered super-fish-oil injuries.
10. Why did the mathematician become a preacher? He had finally found proof of the alpha and omega.

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Omega One Liners

Which omega one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with omega? I can suggest the ones about wave and oxide.

1. My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain. Adios Omegas.
2. I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City. Adios Omegas.
3. What did Georg Ohm say when he found Ohm's law? Omega!
4. If you believe in eternity then You believe there is no end. omega mistake if you ask me!
5. What do you get when you combine alpha and omega? Megaphag

Cheerful Omega Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about omega you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean delta jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make omega pranks.