The Best 16 Oman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Oman jokes. There are some oman qatar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these oman exploder puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Oman Jokes and Puns

Have I ever told you guys about how I escaped from the Middle East?


Oman the whole story is ridiculous.

I basically had to Qatar cross the border.

Just like Bon Jovi, I was basically Lebanon a prayer the whole time.

I know it doesn't sound like a true story, but I assure you Israel.

Honestly I could tell you more but it Kuwait.

Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...

- Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait

1. Israel

Oman and Yemen should switch names

because if you find out you're gonna live in Oman, you go "yeah man!!"

but if you find out you're gonna live in Yemen, you go "oh man..."

Im so sorry

What did the Arab Nations say when Iran blockaded the Strait of Hormuz?


You wanna hear a geography joke?

Bob : "Hey Tom if you're Hungary I'll Serbia a Turkey Sandwich"

Tom : "Oman that was a bad joke"

Bob : "Yemen I know"

Tom : "You Syriasly need to stop with these jokes..."

Bob : "But Iraq at making jokes :("

What does an Arab guy say when he's happy?

- Yemen!

What does an Arab guy say when something upsets him?

- Oman...

What do you get charged with if you take a 9 V from the ruler of Oman?

A sultans battery

Oman joke, What do you get charged with if you take a 9 V from the ruler of Oman?

What's the most Disappointed country?


It warmed up to 138° in the Arabian Peninsula today.

He was all like Oman? And I was like Yemen!

What did the people in Middle East say when they ran out of oil?


What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?


You can explore oman iraq reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean oman israeli dad jokes. There are also oman puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Reactions to Saudi Arabia invading to the southeast instead of the south

Yemen: Yeah man!

Oman: Oh man

Mum: I have a friend who is flying in from Muscat

Me: Oman that's pretty far.

What did the Socotran guy say when he got in trouble?


What do you call people from Oman?

Oman-i forgot

What did the Arab man say before his haircut?

Oman! Muscat my hair!

Oman joke, What did the Arab man say before his haircut?

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