Olympus Jokes
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A climber made it to top of Mt Everest. Most were impressed, not astronomers.
They said climb Olympus Mons and send back radio signals. That signal will make us go WOW.
What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?
Olympus has fallen.
On Mt. Olympus, Zeus decreed that all the gods must now wear pants
This caused a lot of outrage from the other gods.
"Why must we wear pants" they asked?
Zeus replied "Why? Because we're a Pantheon!"
Ayn Rand went to Olympus and found Atlas
She asked: "How could a man hold the world on his shoulder? How could he do so as punishment and without praise, Without reward? What drives a person to such lengths? What makes us want to help others whatsoever? What if we all are truly selfish beings only out to help ourselves and no-one else, Could it be that possibly humans are incapable of understanding what you're doing and can only, therefore, perceive what Zeus makes you do as punishment for some grand insult? Answer me Atlas! Answer me"
Atlas Shrugged
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