Olympic Swimming Jokes
32 olympic swimming jokes and hilarious olympic swimming puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about olympic swimming that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Olympic Swimming Short Jokes
Short olympic swimming jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The olympic swimming humour may include short competitive swimming jokes also.
- Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because everyone who is good at running, jumping, and swimming have already made it into the U.S.
- What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool? I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!
- I am a better swimmer than you'd think. In fact, michael phelps and I have 28 Olympic swimming medals combined.
- Why aren't there many North Koreans in the Olympics? Because anyone who can run, swim, or jump is in South Korea
- Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics? Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
- THIS JUST IN: Michael Phelps is reportedly joining the rap olympics. They are already calling him swim shady.
- If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember There are lifeguards at olympic swimming competitions
- Four Liars and a Pothead walk into a bar...
And someone says, "Hey, look! It's the US Olympic Swimming Team!" - Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? All the Mexicans that can run, jump or swim are already in the U.S.
- Mexico Olympic Team Joke Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?
Their best swimmers are all in American waters.
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Olympic Swimming One Liners
Which olympic swimming one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with olympic swimming? I can suggest the ones about olympic sports and olympic athletes.
- Why has Mexico never won olympic gold? All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.
- Michael Phelps won his 21st olympic gold medal. You could say he's swimming in them!
- Irony moment in sports When you see lifeguards in Olympic swimming competition
Olympic Swimming Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about olympic swimming you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean swimmer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make olympic swimming pranks.
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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
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A Friend Of Mine Asked Why The Mexican's Never Do Great In The Olympics
I looked at him and said, "Well Tommy, you see, all the ones that can run, jump, or swim, are already in America."
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the newlyweds go to the hotel swimming pool...
The guy goes to the diving board and performs a 2 1/2 sommersaults with 2 twists backwards.
-"Whoa, that was impressive," says the wife when the man comes back.
-"I was a double medallist in London olympics, dear".
So the woman dives in and does 90 lenghts of the pool in 2 1/2 minutes.
-"Baby, that WAS impressive", says the husband.
-"I was a p**... in Venice, dear"
An Olympic swimmer...
...is on a cruise ship, when it hits a reef and sinks. Bobbing in the waves, he spies an island in the distance, makes for it, and barely gets ashore. All he finds on the isle are fruit trees, a female sheep and a big dog. The fruit trees provide sustenance, but he starts to feel lonely. The sheep has luxurious fur, beautiful eyes and long lashes that she shyly bats at him. When he approaches her, the dog viciously attacks and repels him. This goes on for months, until he can hardly bear it.
One day he sees another ship sinking at sea. Swimming out, he sees a woman thrashing in the waves. He saves her as she's about to perish, and hauls her ashore. As luck would have it, she's absolutely gorgeous.
"I'm so grateful to you for saving my life...I'll do anything you ask, as a way to repay you."
The swimmer can't believe his luck. "Anything?"
The young woman smiles coyly. "Anything your heart desires."
"Can you take that big dog over there for a walk?"
A short collection of jokes....
Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Kids: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Kid: homework!!!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder..
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off.
Boy:say me
Girl:me
Boy: you forgot the d
Girl: there's no d in me
Boy: not yet there isnt :)
One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if i could help her check her balance... so i pushed her over
Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasnt the correct answer
Enjoy and post some funny ones i can havea laugh at...
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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.
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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?
Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
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With the concerns over water quality at the upcoming Rio Olympic games, I think we should ask, what would Jesus do?
Walk on water, he ain't swimming in that filth.
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"Why does the Mexican Olympic Team s**...?"
"Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already here, r**... and killing Americans"
-Donald Trump
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Know why Mexico doesn't have a good Olympic team?
Anybody that can run, jump, or swim is already in the U.S.
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Why are there no Mexican teams in the olympics?
If a mexican can run, jump or swim, they're in the US.
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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team
Because everyone who can run, jump and swim are already in America.
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Why did men's synchronized swimming not make the Olympics?
Too many b**...-ups in the submissions process.
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Why does mexico never win the olympics?
Because everybody there who can run, jump or swim is already in the US
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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?
Because everyone there, who knows how to run, jump or swim is already in the US.
((Sorry my Mexican friends))
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A woman's swim team competitor was really upset by her recent loss at the Olympics.
It was during the breast s**... competition when she came in fourth place. She complained the other women were cheating because they were using their arms.