Olympic Sports Jokes

Funniest Olympic Sports Short Jokes

Short olympic sports jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The olympic sports humour may include short olympic games jokes also.

1. If laziness was an Olympic sport. I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
2. If laziness was an Olympic sport I would've placed 4th so I wouldn't have to climb the winners' stairs
3. If having low confidence and low self-esteem was an Olympic sport... I would probably get bronze.
4. If laziness was an olympic sport... I'd do my best to come in fourth, so I didn't have to climb onto the podium.
5. I saw an ad for a prison. Apparently they have the safest gym in the country. There's an Olympic sports doctor there 24/7.
6. My favorite winter Olympic sport is women's curling... Because it's the one time every four years I can yell, sweep harder at a woman, and no one thinks it's because I'm a sexist pig.
7. If getting ordinary words confused with types of mushrooms was an Olympic sport... I'd be world champignon.
8. There should be a female only sport in the Olympics called Conclusions. Women jump to them every day.
9. I am a little worried about the future of the sport of Olympic skiing. It's just going downhill.
   Fast.
10. What's the hardest Olympic sport to master? Hurdling. There are a lot of obstacles on the way, and it's hard to get a leg up on the competition.

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Olympic Sports One Liners

Which olympic sports one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with olympic sports? I can suggest the ones about olympic athletes and olympic swimming.

1. Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can get is bronze.
2. The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
3. If procrastination were an olympic sport I'd compete in it later.
4. What Olympic sport will Ukrainians always beat Russian in? The javelin thrown.
5. China always cheat in the Olympics They always use the same person for every sport
6. 'Olympic throwing sports aren't what they used to be.' Discuss.
7. What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch? Water Polio
8. What's Mike Pence's favourite Olympic sport? Trap shooting.
9. If lazyness was an olympic sport I would not have have signed up for it. Too much hazzle
10. USA's been so good at the Olympics, it's trumped the rest!
11. In what Olympic sport did Israel win a gold medal? Jujitsu
12. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
    He had it bronzed.
13. There should be a Olympic sport just for women Name it 500m jump to conclusions
14. Irony moment in sports When you see lifeguards in Olympic swimming competition
15. If laziness was an Olympic sport I would

Olympic Sports Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about olympic sports you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean olympic gold jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make olympic sports pranks.