Olympic Runner Jokes

Funniest Olympic Runner Short Jokes

Short olympic runner jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The olympic runner humour may include short olympic athletes jokes also.

1. Why doesn't Mexico host the Olympic games? All the good runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the US.
2. Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics? Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
3. Why does mexico never win the Olympics? because all the fastest runners, jumpers, and swimmers make it to the US.
4. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because all their good runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America
5. Why doesn't the Mexican Olympic team win many medals? All their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers live in the United States.
6. Why doesn't Mexico ever do well at the Olympics? Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers made it into America.
7. Why does Mexico not get very many Olympic Medals? cause all the good runners, jumpers and swimmers are already in the US
8. How can you tell the black British Olympic long distance runner from the Kenyans? The British one is Mo' Farah.
9. I'm surprised North Korea has an Olympic team Their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers have already defected
10. Why isn't Mexico entered in the Olympics? Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are across the border.

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Olympic Runner One Liners

Which olympic runner one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with olympic runner? I can suggest the ones about marathon runner and olympic gold medal.

1. Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team? Mr. Do Ping
2. What do Olympic runners eat before running? Nothing cause they fast
3. What was the Olympic runner doing in bed? He was fast asleep.
4. What did the Olympic runner say at the end of his career? I had a good run.

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