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47 olympic games jokes and hilarious olympic games puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about olympic games that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Olympic Games Short Jokes

Short olympic games jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The olympic games humour may include short olympic sports jokes also.

  1. Why doesn't Mexico host the Olympic games? All the good runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the US.
  2. Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games? Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
  3. North Korea athletes... North Korea athletes, who fail to win gold medals in this year's Olympic Games, will have a chance to win gold medals in the next Paralympic Games.
  4. Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics? It wasn't going over too well.
  5. This years Olympics in Rio is going to be one of the most steady and relaxing Games in history No one will be Russian.
  6. Why do Canadians do well in the Winter Olympics? Because they always bring their eh Game.
  7. Work has already begun in preparation for the 2028 Olympic Games in Los Angeles Mostly by ISIS
  8. Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games? All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
  9. With the concerns over water quality at the upcoming Rio Olympic games, I think we should ask, what would Jesus do? Walk on water, he ain't swimming in that filth.
  10. Olympic curling seems like the kind of game... Mr. Miyagi would have invented to trick Daniel into sweeping his floors.

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Olympic Games One Liners

Which olympic games one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with olympic games? I can suggest the ones about olympic athletes and summer olympics.

  1. Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ? Because it's always a THAI game.
  2. That's so Dope Russia wanted it to represent them in the next Olympic game
  3. How much did the Olympic Games cost? About a Brazillion dollars.
  4. Q: What do you give a pig who wins a medal at the Olympic games?
    A: A pork medallion.
  5. What's better than making African record in the Olympic games? Eating.
  6. Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
    Including himself.
  7. Q: What do you give a pig who wins a medal at the Olympic games?
    A: A pork medallion.
  8. Q: What do you give a pig who wins a medal at the Olympic games?
    A: A pork medallion.
  9. I hereby declare these 2016 Olympic Games Oilfishery open
  10. Why will no one watch the Olympic games this year only old men will be competing
  11. Did you hear Nintendo was making a Special Olympics game? It's called Wiitarded
  12. Best headline I have ever read "Tball stand pitches perfect game at special olympics"
  13. London Olympic games probably had the highest viewership.. coz x**...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about olympic games can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of olympic games puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheerful Fun Olympic Games Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about olympic games you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean winter olympics jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make olympic games prank.

Went to the Olympic games today

I met a man carrying a long pole.


I asked him
"are you pole vaulter?"

He replied
"no, I'm German, and how did you know my name was Walter?"

Trump at the Olympics

Donald Trump is opening the Olympic Games and has to read a speech.
"Oh" he says. "Oh, oh, oh ..."
An aide nudges him, "Mr. Trump, stop," he says. "You're reading the Olympic symbol."

Norwegians like to joke about the inferior intellect of our Swedish neighbors. This is my favorite joke:

A Norwegian is sitting at the bar and enjoying a nice drink. He turns to the large muscle man sitting by his side and asks: "Do you wan't to hear a joke about the swedes?"
The man replies: "Well, buddy, before you tell that joke I'd like you to know this: I am the current Swedish heavy weight boxing champion. The guy next to me won the Swedish wrestling championship five times and the guy sitting next to him represented Sweden in the Olympic games as a weight lifter. Are you absolutely sure you wan't to tell that joke?"
The Norwegian thinks for a few seconds and replies: "Meh, Not if I have to explain the joke THREE times."

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

"I'd like to welcome all the athletes to the Olympic Games"

"I'd also like to welcome the curling teams"

This just in: Argentina's football team to represent their country as the diving team in 2020 Olympic Games

I'm looking forward to taking part in the sun tanning event in the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games...

I'm going for the Bronze...

PSA: Brazilian officials have assured that they've taken measures to lower the chances of being m**... there during the Olympic games to be...

Juan/Brazilian.

Nintendo is releasing a new special olympics game for the Wii!!

They are calling it wiitarded

3 surgeons discuss who is the best surgeon of them.

Says the one: "I am the best surgeon of Texas! A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I sewed them on and tomorrow he gives a private concert for the queen."
Says the second: "This is nothing! A young man lost both his arms and his legs in an accident. I stitched them back on and two years later he won the gold medal in the olympic games!"
Says the 3rd: "Amateurs! A few years ago a cowboy rode s**... and drunk in front of a train. All that remained were his b**... and the blonde mane of his horse. I did the surgery on him and today he is the president of the United States."

The hotel gardener.

The was once a gardener who worked in a hotel. One day, he decides to walk in the garden and he spots a 50 pounds watermelon. He continues his walk in the garden to find a tomato as big as a soccer ball. Finding this very strange, he contacts the hotel's director and he takes an appointment with him for the next day.
Tomorrow comes and he meets the hotel's director. As soon as the director finishes his greetings, the gardener says: "Listen boss, I don't care if the hotel shelters the Olympic Games, but please tell the athletes to stop peeing in the garden!

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