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So an Olympian walks into a bar...

and is promptly disqualified from her final attempt at the high jump and has all her hopes and dreams of winning gold for her country destroyed.

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An old man goes up to a p**.... He says how much do you charge? . She says €150 . He replies I've got no money, all I have is these two Olympic gold medals I won in the 60's . She says that'll do , takes the medals and off they go to take care of business. Next evening another old man approaches, how much do you charge? he asks. €200 she says. Are you any good? he then asks. Well I've two Olympic gold medals

Why Don't the Other Olympians Hang Out With Dionysus?

All he does is wine.

One Olympian said to another: Are you a pole vaulter?

Reply: No, I'm German. And how did you know my name was Walter?

What can you say at Mr. Olympia and a public school?

Welcome to the gun show


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