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Former Olympic skier Pickabo Street donated money to a local hospital...
Former Olympic skier Pickabo Street donated money to a local hospital. In gratitude, the hospital named their emergency ward after her-- it's now the Picabo ICU.
Olympics, the new tower of Babel
The German Olympian
I met an athlete near the Olympic Park
I asked him "Are you a Pole Vaulter"?
He said "No, I'm German...
and how do you know my name?"
why aren't there Olympics in Mexico?
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the border
So an Olympian walks into a bar...
and is promptly disqualified from her final attempt at the high jump and has all her hopes and dreams of winning gold for her country destroyed.
Olympic Condoms
A man gets home one day from work and excitedly shows off to his wife that he bought a pack of *Olympic Condoms*.
"What do you say I slip on a gold one and we give it a go?" He asks her with a grin.
She simply responds,
"Why don't you try out the silver and come second for a change"
What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?
I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!
What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?
Discuss
What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?
Weight for it...
Went to the Olympics, played some Pokemon GO
Found a Zikachu.
Olympics Ticket
To whoever might interest, a friend of mine bought a ticket for the Olympics football finals, but he didn't realize the date was the same as his upcoming marriage.
If any of you wants to take his place, with everything already paid, the marriage takes place at the Catholic Church and the bride's name is Joanna.
Olympic Results for sailing are out:
The British have taken the Gold medal.
The French have taken the Silver medal.
The Somalians have taken the boats.
An Olympic Gymnast walks into a bar.
He gets a two point penalty and ruins his life-long ambition of becoming an Olympic medalist.
The first Olympic sailing results are in
England has taken gold, France has taken silver and Somalia has taken the boat.
Currently, the Olympic host country has...
One brazillian medals.
Olympic Sailing results are in!
denmark have taken gold
Finland have taken silver
Somalia have taken a middle aged couple who were on a worldwide cruise
How much did the Olympic Games cost?
About a Brazillion dollars.
What is an Olympic pre race pep talk for a French competitor?
Retreat that way!
At the Olympics
At the Olympics a man went up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole.
"Are you a pole vaulter?"
"No, I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?"
I have Olympic s**......
once every 4 years.
Why is the Olympic flame such an introvert?
It never goes out.
In what Olympic sport did Israel win a gold medal?
Jujitsu
What did the Olympic runner say at the end of his career?
I had a good run.
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