Olivia Jokes
18 olivia jokes and hilarious olivia puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about olivia that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Olivia Short Jokes
Short olivia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The olivia humour may include short jokes also.
- Dad, why is my sister named Olivia? "Because your mother had a massive craving for olives when she was pregnant."
"That makes sense. Thanks dad."
"No problem, Richard." - I've been keeping out of trouble recently. My girlfriend prefers it when I call her 'Olivia'.
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Olivia One Liners
Which olivia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with olivia? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What is worse then sweat on olivia newton John? Come on Eileen
- What's a plumbers dream? To work on Farrah's Fawcett and Olivia Newton's John.
- What did Aaron Rodgers say when he broke up with Olivia Munn? Go Pack!
- Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? My name is olivia
- Whats in Olivia Newton's John? Gomer's Pile
- Why was Olivia good in bed? She was Wilde.
- What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor? Lets get physical!
Olivia Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about olivia you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make olivia pranks.
I was out duck hunting with Olivia Wilde.
After a while, Olivia spotted a massive duck in the distance and insisted that I hunt it down.
I started to follow it, through bushes and brambles, woods and fields, over hills and through valleys, until finally, I caught up with it. The huge duck turned in my direction, honked and started running after me...
It was at that moment I realised, I wasn't pursuing a duck for Olivia, I was on a Wilde goose chase.
A boy goes up to his father and asks...
- Hey dad, can i date with the neighbour's daughter, Alice?
+No, because i am her dad, the father answers.
-Okay then i will date Olivia.
+Nope, she is also my daughter.
-Charlotte?
+She too.
-Then what about Emma???
+She too.
The boy goes crying to his mother and says, "I can't date any of the girls around because my dad said he is all of their father!"
The mother turns to the boy, smirks and says "No son, you can date any of those girls, because that man in the other room is not your real father."
*not my joke, found somewhere*
An original.
The casting of the movie Grease was a slow process. They'd soon found their Sandy in Olivia Newton-John, but they just couldn't find someone to play Danny.
After weeks of Olivia reading lines with various actors and failing to have any chemistry with them the movie looked like it could be a flop until a casting agent bursts in.
'I've found our Danny' he cried.
Olivia replied, 'who is he?'
'John somebody, I can't remember his surname, but he says he knows you'
It was not much of a clue as Olivia knew ten John's.