Oliver Twist Jokes
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar...
and orders a martini. The bartender asks,"Olive or twist?"
Literary Humor.
I ordered a martini with an olive and a twist of lime.
The bartender served it with no olive or twist.
I gave him the Dickens.
What did Oliver Twist order at the Indian restaurant?
Please, can I have samosa?
Charles Dickens had writer's block…
He had a contract due for a new novel, but he hadn't even thought of a title yet. He went into the local pub and asked the barman for a Martini.
"Olive, or twist?"
What did the bartender say when Charles Dickens ordered a martini?
Olive or twist?
Oliver Twist steps up to the master and says...
"Please Sir. I want some more."
The master leans over the table and glowers down at the boy. "Everyday you ask for more, and everyday you get a thrashing for it. Now tell me boy, is the gruel really that good?"
"No Sir, but I love the thrashing."
Did you hear about the new Indian version of Oliver Twist?
"Please, can I have samosa?"
What did Oliver Twist say at the s**... auction?
Please sir, I want some moors.
Oliver Twist has everything I ever wanted in a book
I really couldn't ask for more.
How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?
Through *more*se code!
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