Olive Day Jokes
2 olive day jokes and hilarious olive day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about olive day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Olive Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good olive day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
The other day I met a man with a wooden leg named Smith
He beat the h**... out of me with it. I have two wooden legs, he broke both of them.
I've learned to be more careful about hanging around people who only branch out in one direction.
I'd extend him an olive branch, but mine are both broken now.
I'm rooted in one place now.
It's very treepressing. :(
A man answers a call on his cell phone.
Lady: Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you.
Man: Do you know me?
Lady: Yes, you are the FATHER of one of my KIDS!
Man stunned,oh my God!
Are you Fiona
No.
Are you Julie?
No.
Are you Cissy??
No.
Are you Flavia?
No.
Are you Alice?
No.
Are you Claudia?
No.
Are you Vannesa?
No.
Are you Grace?
No.
Are you Sarah?
No.
Are you Lydia?
No.
Are you Agnes?
No.
Are you Oliver?
No.
Are you Beth?
No.
Are you Carol?
No.
Are you Gloria?
No Sir, I am the class Teacher of your son
but you just made my day.
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