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Olive Branch Jokes

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Why did the police drop the charges against the man accused of being an olive branch?

Because the charges wooden stick.



My humblest apologies.
* The case! Drop the case! Ah f**....

Did you hear about the sales on olive branches?

They've been extended
(I know that's a reach... I'll live if you don't accept... Just trying to branch out... Please treet me with respect)

The other day I met a man with a wooden leg named Smith

He beat the h**... out of me with it. I have two wooden legs, he broke both of them.
I've learned to be more careful about hanging around people who only branch out in one direction.
I'd extend him an olive branch, but mine are both broken now.
I'm rooted in one place now.
It's very treepressing. :(

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