Olie Jokes
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The Door Prize
Olie went to the neighborhood dance, and he won the big door prize. It was a toilet brush. So he took it home.
A few days later some friends of Olie asked him "Hey Olie how is that toilet brush working out for ya."
Olie said "Oh it works real good but I prefer toilet paper."
Olie is on his death bed
Olie is only given a few more hours to live. His wife Lena is right beside him. Olie says his last words to Lena. "After I die Lena, I want you to marry Sven Svenson". Lena is shocked. "But Olie, I thought you hated Sven Svenson". Olie takes Lena's hand and looks deep in to her eyes and says "yes, and I still do".
Olie & Lena are driving down the road in their Model T...
Suddenly, a mother skunk enters the roadway with her two young babies. Olie can't stop in time and runs the mother over.
It winter time and Lena jumps out of the car to rescue the two orphans. She gets them back in and they're shivering:
Oh, Olie! They're so cold! What should I do to warm them up?
Why don't you put them between your legs?
Oh, but Olie- what about the terrible smell?
They're skunks, Lena. I don't think they'll mind.
Olie walks into the diner and sits down next to Sven at the counter, a huge grin on his face...
Sven says, "Hey, Olie! Whatcha grinnin' about?"
Olie says, "I had a very nice date with Leena last night."
"Oh? Do tell!"
"Well, she picked me up in that new pick-up of hers and we went for a drive through the woods. After a spell, she pulled off the main road down this little path and stopped. She got out of the truck without turning it off and walked in front of it, where she started to take all of her clothes off! Finally, buck n**... in the headlights, she yells, 'Take what you will, Olie!' So I took the truck and left."
"That's mighty smart of you, Olie. Those clothes would've never fit you."
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