The Best 87 Olds Jokes

Following is our collection of Olds jokes which are very funny. There are some olds carolina jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these olds gals puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Little kid in sunday school

the teacher is asking the 5 year olds questions, and asks one specific question to little Suzie; "And why is it important for us to be quiet when we're listening to the sermon, Suzie?" To which she replied, "because the old people are sleeping."

What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the only good thing about dating twenty-six year olds?

There's 20 of them

A Sunday School Teacher . . .

A Sunday School Teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "Honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat, one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

I won the dirty joke contest at scout camp with this

What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds? There's twenty of them.

It's better said then written.


A joke a Jewish speaker at my Catholic college told the student body in front of a bunch of nuns

So a man walks into confession and says "Forgive me father, for I have sinned". The priest says "What have you done, my son?"

"I'm 72 and just had sex with two 25 year olds" he claimed.

"Are you kidding?!" the priest said. "You can't do that. 100 Hail Mary's and run around the church 1000 times. By the way is this your first confession?"

"Yes I've never been to confession before. I'm Jewish."

"If you are Jewish why are you telling me this?" begged the priest.

"I'm telling everybody"

What is the best part about having sex with 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

(Works better in person)

Jokes for 6 year olds?

I am looking for some jokes for kids (6-8) year olds.

For example:

* Two tomatoes are walking across the road when a car drives over one of them. The other turns around and says "Hurry up ketchup!"

* Two raindrops were falling from the sky, busy talking together when one of them looks behind him and says: "I think we are being followed!"

I've started to take the SJW movement seriously and have applied it to my parenting style

It's why I'm ignoring all my 10-month olds privileged white male tears.

What's the best part about having sex with 39 year olds?

There's 30 of em.

They say one in ten people live next door to a paedophile...

Not me.... i live next to two gorgeous 8 year olds.

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(My 5 year olds favorite joke) Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was charged and convicted of the mutilation and rape of 8 9 year olds. When the police finally found all the body parts there were 10 extra pieces belonging to 11 different girls.............12

What business are you in?

I'll start

'What business are you in?'

'I'm in the Necrophiliac business.'

'How is it?'

'Fucking dead.'

**************

'What business are you in?'

'I'm in the Parkinson's business.'

'How is it?'

'Bit shaky at the moment.'

A game we played as 13 year olds. Plenty more in the tank

I've heard that 1 in 3 people have a pedophile as a neighbour.

But that can't be right because my neighbours are sexy 5 and 7 year olds.

They say statistically, 1 out of every 3 of your neighbors are likely to be a pedophile.

Luckily for me, I live next to two gorgeous 12 year olds.

Studies show that 1/3 neighbors are pedophiles.

Good thing I live next to 2 smoking hot, innocent 11 year olds.

What's the problem with having sex with twenty three year olds?

There are twenty of them.

They say 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile..

But not me. I live next to two really hot 9 year olds.

In life, sometimes it's not good to be very specific.

For instance, it's okay to say "I love kids" but it's frowned upon to say "I love 12 year olds."


What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds?

There's twenty of them.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh!

Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

What's the most offensive joke you have heard?

Here is a few I've heard:
What's the best thing about sex with twenty one year olds?
There's twenty of them

How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope

What do you call a black woman who's had 7 abortions?
A crime fighter

Whats the difference between a jew and a dollar?
People would care about losing 6 million dollars

Statistics show that one out of three of your next door neighbors could be a child molester...

Thank goodness the only neighbors I have are smokin' hot ten year olds.

My love life is like Santa Claus.

It exists thanks to gullible six year olds

They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile

Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 10 year olds

Saw this in a Textbook today

What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them

A recent survey asked 12 year olds what they had done over the past week. 83 percent answered...

"your mom".

What is the best thing about twenty seven year olds?

There are 20 of them

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

What's better than 29 year olds?

20 9 year olds ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

Sorry

Pedophiles

2 in 3 people live next to a pedohpile.

I don't.

I live next to 2 smoking hot 8-year olds.

There sure are alot of the_Donald posts on the front page

It sure makes me glad that 14 year olds can't vote.

15 year olds be like

I remember 9/11

Apparently 1 in 3 households live next door to a pedophile

Not me though, I live next to two smoking hot 7 year olds.

whats the best part about sleeping with twenty-seven year olds?

There are twenty of them

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds?

There are twenty of them.

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM.

Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

One out of every ten people lives next to a pedophile...

...not me, I live next to two beautiful 8 year olds.

2 out of 3 Americans live beside a paedophile

Not me though. I live beside two hot 12 year olds

Hey my name is Nathan and i'm 12 years old:) I was wondering if there was a dating site for only 12 year olds and under...

I'm not asking for myself!! My uncle was wondering

What's so good about having sex with twenty one year olds?

There's twenty of them.

My six year olds joke: What happened when the joke came out of the man's head?

Me: What happened?
Kiddo: He lit on fire and turned into a joke ghost.

Yo mama so fat

Her shirt size has more x's than a 12
Year olds gamertag

I went to a 4-year olds birthday party once, it was kinda awkward...

...probably because I wasn't invited...

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds?

There are 20 of them.

Two 8 year olds

I was listening to two 8 year olds talking. One said to the other, "I found a condom behind a radiator," then the other said, "What's a radiator?"

What's worse than killing a 61 year old

Killing 60 one year olds

So my Mom was turning 40...

..And Dad started making jokes about taking her down to the used wife lot and trading her in for two Twenty year olds.

Mom's reaction? "You're not wired for 220."

Why did Michael Jackson like twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

They say 1 in 12 people live next door to a paedophile

I don't, I live next door to 2 stunning 12 year olds

What do you call a 50 year old that sleeps with 9 year olds?

A prophet.

What does Michael Jackson like best about 24 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

The ace fighter pilot Robin olds and super man got into an arm restling competition.

The loser had to wear underwear on the outside for the rest of their life.

I started a new show today called Kevin & Spacey...

I didn't think much of it, it's aimed at 14 years olds.

Met Roy Moore at a bar once...

Chatted him up about wanting to hook up with twenty-nine year olds.

He looked at me with disbelief and asked "how are you going to do all twenty at once?"

How do we know Roy Moore is superstitious?

He doesn't hit on 13 year olds.

I heard Roy Moore was upset that his girlfriend didn't vote for him...

But then he realized that 15 year olds can't vote anyway.

NSFW The best thing about twenty eight year olds is

there's twenty of them.

What's the hardest part about getting twenty one year olds drunk?

Slipping the booze into their baby bottles without the parents noticing

Cabella's sells guns to 18-21 year olds.

Because they're not Dicks.

Two 12-year olds are sitting in a park.

Laying next too each other, relaxing and cousy.
Then all of the sudden in the moment, the boy gets a kiss from the young girl.
His face turns red while backing off.
"What's wrong? Wasn't it good?" Asked the girl.
"No no no! It's just that my mom told me if I ever kiss a girl, she would turn me in a statue. And I feel it's already starting!!"

According to statistics one in three people live next to a paedophile

Thankfully I just live next to some really hot 11 year olds

There's a room full of 16 and 18 year olds.

Why aren't there any 17 year olds with them?
Because the 17 year olds are mean.

TIL it's ok to tell my new neighbor family that I like kids , but not I like 10-year olds .

I know! It's confusing to you, too, right?

I Was Teaching Some 4-Year Olds at Church Today...

I asked them,"What do you need to do to get to heaven?"

One of the kids promptly replied,"Die!"

Why is having sex with 28 year olds so good?

Because there is 20 of them.

What do you call a dating app for 5 year olds?

Kinder

I totally understand why two year olds are always crying

I would cry too if I looked twice as old as I did last year

Can you guys help me? I told my 4 year old if he stops wetting the bed, I'll buy him a cool toy and it worked...

What kind of toys are 16 year olds into?

What's the best thing about dating 26 year olds?

Honestly I'm looking for a persuasive answer, I need to tell my wife something convincing or she's going to straight up kill me.

My 4 year olds unintentional joke

Dad now don't you make a mistake on the grill or you'll get fired

Police officer receives a call to a 17 year old male going in and out of consciousness...

The 17 year olds girlfriend's name is consciousness.

How many 9 year olds does it take to kill of Jake Paul's youtube career?

none

Whats good about dating twenty eight year olds?

Theres twenty of them.

Two 8 year olds were talking...

one says "I found a prophylactic on the gazebo"

The other says "What's a gazebo"

Why does Michael Jackson love twenty seven year olds?

because he gets twenty of them.

I launched a book aimed for 9-12 year olds

And I'm proud to say I hit one of them

Why did the Mormon elder get in trouble for dating twenty nine year olds?

I mean, there was twenty of them....

A deep thinker walks into a bar

The bartender says "we don't serve 14 year olds"

What do you call a fish stuck in a tree?

A fish stick!

You know Juul was founded in 2015...

So some of you need to stop hitting 5 year olds.

What do you call a bunch of 12 year olds that leave too early?

A premature evacuation

Today I launched a book aimed at 9-12 year olds...

And I'm proud to say that I managed to hit one of the little brats!

I just can't stop ogling at hot 18 year olds dressed in nothing but panties.

I could say I've a knicker teen addiction.

I know people take the age gap seriously but it's getting ridiculous

For example as a twenty-two year old I'll sometimes bring twenty-one year olds to the bar with me and it's nothing but mean and insensitive comments like they're too young to drink, and where'd you find 20 of them?

My 3.5 year olds favourite joke: how do the oceans say hello to each other?

They wave.

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