Oldman Jokes
26 oldman jokes and hilarious oldman puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about oldman that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Oldman Short Jokes
Short oldman jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The oldman humour may include short granny jokes also.
- I thought my roommate was joking when he said Gary Oldman was in the Harry Potter movies. He was dead Sirius.
- When googling Gary Oldman, be very careful.... ....I forgot the 'r' and went down a rabbit hole I wasn't prepared for.
- Heard this while at a Canadian airport. Lady: We're going to the states for a few days.
Oldman: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Lady: Why not?
Oldman: It's full of Americans. - I googled Gary Oldman for some info, I was met with some heavily graphic images My bad, I forgot the 'r'.
- Ship was sinking. An oldman asked Roby, How far is land ? Roby: 2 KMs.
oldman jumped into sea.
oldman : Now, which direction?
Roby: Downwards! - I once tried looking for images of Gary Oldman on Google I had quite a shock when I realised I had forgotten the 'r' in Gary
- Did you know Gary Oldman missed out on being the voice of iPhone because his vocal tone was too intense? He took the role too Siriusly.
- I saw an oldman get hit by a car. He didn't hear me say "look out!" Because I didn't say anything.
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Oldman One Liners
Which oldman one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oldman? I can suggest the ones about older and teenager.
- LPT: When Googling Gary Oldman always make sure to include the 'R'
- The r in Gary Oldman … Is the most critical letter in the history of Google searches.
- I made a terrible mistake when I searched for Gary Oldman on Google. I forgot the R
- What's the most important thing when googling Gary Oldman images? - The 'r'...
- Yo Mama so OLD She met Gary Oldman when he was Gary Numan.
\-MPL - I googled 'Gary Oldman' and left off the 'r' It was the longest 3 hours of my life.
- What did Gary Numan want to be when he grew up? Gary Oldman
- Was doing an image search for Gary Oldman Accidentally forgot the R. Results were hairy.
- What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up? Garry Oldman.
- I googled Gary Oldman I forgot the r
- What was Oman called before it became a country and after it retired? Oboy and Oldman
Hilarious Fun Oldman Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about oldman you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean aged jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make oldman pranks.
Steven Spielberg's Next Movie
Steven Spielberg decides that he wants to make a movie about famous composers. He puts out a casting call.
Tom Hulce walks in first and says, "I played Mozart in Amadeus, and would love to play him again."
Next, Gary Oldman calls. "I was Beethoven in Immortal Beloved, so I already have experience playing the part."
Arnold Schwarzenegger meets with him, and states, "I'll be Bach."
Steven Spielberg wants to make a movie about famous composers, so he puts out a casting call.
Gary Oldman walks in first and says, "I played Beethoven in *Immortal Beloved*, so I already have experience playing the part."
Tom Hulce calls in next, "I was Mozart in *Amadeus*, and would love to play him again.
Arnold Schwarzenegger meets with him and says, "I'll be Bach."
