Olden Jokes
5 olden jokes and hilarious olden puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about olden that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Howlingly Hilarious Olden Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What is a good olden joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A joke told by an old man.
I was speaking to an old man at the grocery store yesterday when he told me something interesting about the olden days of america.
Old man: Son, back in the day my mother could give me a dollar and I could run to the store and get myself a candy bar and a soda pop, and still have money left over to buy the milk my mom asked me to get.
Me: s**... you can not do that today!
Oldman: Yeah, I know son! Now a days, there is just way to much security . . .
Last Names
Back in olden days, people got their last names by their profession or something they were known for. For example, if your last name is smith, your ancestor was a black smith. If your last name is Carpenter your ancestor was a carpenter. And if your last name is Dickinson I have some bad news
Silence is olden
An elderly couple go to church one Sunday. Halfway through the service, the wife leans over and whispers in her husbands ear, "I've just let out a silent f**.... What do you think I should do?"
The husband replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
In the olden days, we would often cough to cover up a f**...
Post-pandemic, it's now better to cover up a cough by f**...
What was the favorite activity of olden day peasants?
Serfing.
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