Old Roman Jokes

15 old roman jokes and hilarious old roman puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about old roman that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Old Roman Short Jokes

Short old roman jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The old roman humour may include short ancient roman jokes also.

  1. Some guy just tried to tell me i can't be 443 years old and i don't undertand roman numerals i'm LIVID
  2. After witnessing his wife been eaten by a lion the old Roman was asked if it worried him,no he said... I'm a gladiater.
  3. My sons teacher called me today to tell me he'd hit a classmate with a set of Roman numerals. That's not what I meant when I told him he should give bullies the old one-two.
  4. What's the difference between a forty-year-old Roman and your average American citizen? They're both XL.
  5. Did you know there's a cocktail called a Roman Polanski? It's made of 12-year-old Scotch garnished with a busted cherry.
  6. What did the old Frankish barbarians say to the Roman invasion? [](/dumbfabric)"You don't have the *Gaul* to do it!"

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Old Roman One Liners

Which old roman one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with old roman? I can suggest the ones about ancient rome and roman empire.

  1. Yo mamma is so old… …that her social security number is written with Roman numerals.
  2. Yo momma's so old, she has Roman Numerals on her birth certificate.
  3. Roman Polanski turns 84 today. But he still feels like a 13 year old.

Old Roman Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about old roman you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean romaine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make old roman pranks.

One day during a war....

A tall, strong and handsome Roman soldier broke into a house where he found two luscious maidens and their matronly nurse.
Chuckling with glee, he roared, "Prepare thyselves for a conquest, my pretties."
The lovely girls fell to their knees and pleaded with him, "Do with us as thou wilt, O Roman, but spare our faithful old nurse."
"Shut thy mouth," snapped the old nurse. "War is war."

If you read the bible backwards its about a man sent to earth on a cross who is helped down by some Romans and told to go on his way. He then travels the world making people blind and giving them leprosy. He even ruins a meal for a huge crowd by turning all their food into 2 fish and 5 loaves.

He gets fewer followers as time goes by and in the end he's lying in a stable and 3 old men steal all his presents.

On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, "

Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight."
The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, "Oh God, no, not again."
A new s**... next to him asked, "Why are you moaning?"
"This only happens when the Captain's nephew wants to water ski."