Old Momma Jokes
18 old momma jokes and hilarious old momma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about old momma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Old Momma Short Jokes
Short old momma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The old momma humour may include short old mom jokes also.
- Young Bubba run up to his Mum and says, Momma, momma... At skool today, in the toilets, I learnt I got the biggest pee pee in fifth grade.
That's nice Bubba, she says, but you are 26 years old. - Seven year old Lebron was in English class, when his teacher asked him to use dictate in a sentence. So he says,
"Lass night I heard Daddy askin' Momma, 'how do my dictate?'"
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Old Momma One Liners
Which old momma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with old momma? I can suggest the ones about old mama and old grandma.
- Yo momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
- Yo mommas so old... She sees Dr. Grant.
- Your momma so old... powdered milk comes out her n**....
- YO momma is so old, I slit her t**... and dust came out!
- Yo momma's so s**..., she cooks Indian curry with Old Spice.
Uproarious Old Momma Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about old momma you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean old granny jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make old momma pranks.
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Yo momma's so old, they had to take her t**... to the natural history museum to find out what period it came from.
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Yo momma's so smelly, an old blind g**... walking by asked her, "Yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"
Old joke about tomato's, still makes me chuckle a bit though.
Three tomato's are walking down the street, momma tomato, daddy tomato, and baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind, daddy tomato gets angry turns around and squishes baby tomato and says.......ketchup.
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A r**... family was visiting the city...
...and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen nuthin'like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a large old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Boy, go git yo Momma."
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Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, s**... and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of time
Just like yo mamma
Bible lesson
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between pages.
"Momma, look what I found." the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered.
"It's Adam's suit!"
