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- I have adhd and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep... 1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!
- When Mary had a little lamb, The doctor was surprised. But when Old MacDonald had a farm, The doctor nearly died.
- The other day I tell my wife, "when I look into the mirror I only see an old fat man, I need you to make me feel better about myself." She says "you have perfect eyesight."
- Old MacDonald has became the owner of a bunch of new farms...... He has now became the CEIEIO
- What is Old Macdonald's favourite song? "And IIIIIII EEEEE IIIIIIII EEEE IIII Will always love O..."
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Old Macdonald One Liners
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- Just got a job as senior director at Old MacDonald's Farm... I'm the CIEIO
- Old Macdonald had a dolphin. E-e-e-e-e
- Old Macdonald... ...spelled "redirection" without any consonants.
- Old MacDonald was dyslexic I O I O E
- Old MacDonald had a very bad Scrabble hand... E-I-E-I-O.
- Old Mac-Donald had a dress... with a muumuu here and a muumuu there...
- How does a farmer access the internet? With Old Macdonald's free wifi.
- Elon Musk sort of copied an idea from someone. Old MacDonald named his kid E I E I O.
- Old MacDonald had a farm, EU, EU... oh… Old Macdonald no longer has a farm…
- Old MacDonald liked binary code 01100101
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Honey, I look in the mirror and all I see is a fat, ugly, old man. I need you to pay me a compliment.
Ok. Your eyesight is d**... near perfect!
- Norm MacDonald
An American, an Australian and an Irishman are all on a quiz show...
The host asks; "Old MacDonald had a what, and then spell it for me."
The American says; "Old MacDonald had a ranch, R-A-N-C-H," he was incorrect.
The Australian buzzes in and answers; "Old MacDonald had a property, P-R-O-P-E-R-T-Y," he was incorrect.
The Irishman thinks for a a little and finally answers, "Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O,"
Spelling bee
A Nebraska Huskers fan was in the finals of the state spelling bee.
"Okay, your word is 'farm,'" the moderator said to the Husker.
He sat there for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face. "Um... Can I have a definition?"
"Sure," the moderator said. "It is a plot of agricultural land, used for the raising of crops and livestock."
"Uhhh..." The Nebraskan sat there for several more minutes, continuing to ask for alternative pronunciations, word origins, etc. The moderator was getting frustrated. Finally the huskers fan asked, "Uh, can you use it in a sentence?"
"Old MacDonald had a FARM!" the moderator shouted.
"Oh!" said the Husker.
"E-I-E-I-O!"
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Two of the Trump children were cheating on an exam..
The first question was "Old MacDonald had a ______." Eric tried to see Tiffany's paper, couldn't, so whispered "Tiffany, what's the answer to number 1?" She rolled her eyes and said "You are the s**... one of the family. It's Old MacDonald had a farm, everyone knows that." "Oh right!" said Eric. He hesitates a minute then whispers "Hey Tiffany, how do you spell farm?" She rolls her eyes again, "Wow, you really are dumb. They tell you right in the song, it's EIEIO."