Old Flame Jokes
7 old flame jokes and hilarious old flame puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about old flame that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Old Flame Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good old flame joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My buddy once took a date to see the world's oldest lit candle but it didn't go well.
Turns out you really shouldn't take your date to see an old flame.
The older man and his problems
A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform s**.... He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder into a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The man then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"
The medicine man replies: "When your partner can take no more s**... and is completely raddled, all she has to say is '1234', and it will then go down. But be warned: The pork swordsman will not rise again for another year."
The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That night he showers, shaves, and smothers himself in aftershave. He slides into bed,cuddles up to his wife, says "123" and suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie ever, just as the medicine man promised.
His wife turns over and asks: "What did you say '123' for?"
Trying to locate an old flame called Emma.
Last I know she moved abroad 6 years ago.
Surname: Grated
U.S male active duty and veterans...on this special day, make sure to call up all your old flames, current lovers. Wives and girlfriends as well as any others who helped you out during long deployments and say.....
"Thank you for your c**...!"
An old southern farmer is out one day with his dog repairing a fence row when suddenly part of it bursts into flames..
Wow I did not expect this post to blow up.
The devil
One day the devil came to a church Ina burst of smoke and flame. He ran up and down the aisles shouting "l**... is my name!" "I am evil incarnate, the sum of all your fears!" An old man faced him, said "you don't scare me, I've been married to your sister for the last 48 years!"
It's impossible to rekindle an old flame...
... the restraining order and lifelong lighter ban saw to that.
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