Old Fashioned Jokes
81 old fashioned jokes and hilarious old fashioned puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about old fashioned that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Old Fashioned Short Jokes
Short old fashioned jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The old fashioned humour may include short old style jokes also.
- Made up by my elementary-aged kid: How do old people line up? In an elderly fashion. (So proud)
- Some people say rolling for stats in D&D is old fashioned and unforgiving But I think it builds character.
- People often tell me I'm very old fashioned for a millennial I guess I'm just a late boomer.
- My ex broke up with me because she said I was too old fashioned I thought we had good alchemy
- My parents are old fashioned. When I was a boy they wanted me to play baseball. And When I was a girl they wanted me to see a psychiatrist
- Wife and I were talking about unusual names. Saw a Dr. Teak. Said if he had a daughter, the greatest name would be Ann. Then I thought, no, that would be old-fashioned.
- We gave our children old-fashioned names... Our little boy is Hunter and our little girl is Gatherer. - Brian Kiley
- My friend is old fashioned. Before proposing to his girlfriend, he asked her father. But he was already married.
- I spent Valentine's Day the old fashioned way Running around in a diaper shooting arrows at people
- My girlfriend walked out on me .. My girlfriend walked out on me for being too old fashioned. I thought we had good alchemy.
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Old Fashioned One Liners
Which old fashioned one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with old fashioned? I can suggest the ones about good old fashioned and old school.
- My girlfriend said that I was too old-fashioned. So I beheaded her.
- Why do the clothes in beauty and the beast look so old-fashioned? Tailors old as time…
- Why couldn't I take my cocktail home with me? It was a little Old Fashioned.
- I made my money the old-fashioned way... I used a printing press
- What do you call a Russian Duke who makes butter the old fashioned way? A churn-noble!
- If ire is an old fashioned synonym for anger, Is Ireland the land of angry people?
- My girlfriend walked out on me for being too old fashioned I thought we had good alchemy.
- My wife told me she's leaving me because I'm "old fashioned."
- Good Old Fashion Clickbait. If you're reading this than you like it too.
- I would tell a history joke, but they're too old fashioned.
- Call me old fashioned.. Because my parents named me "Old Fashioned"
- People keep begging me to stop telling old fashioned jokes. Take my wife's pleas....
- Click here for a good old fashioned vampire joke. Ha ha ha. You s**....
- What do you call it when you have s**... "The old fashioned" way? m**... Accomplished!
- Washing clothes feels so old fashioned. I mean, who separates w**... and colours anymore.
Good Old Fashioned Jokes
Here is a list of funny good old fashioned jokes and even better good old fashioned puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'll never join one of those online dating services because I prefer to meet someone the good old-fashioned way... Through alcohol and poor judgement...
- Trump blasts Greta Thunberg. So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill!
- How did the residents of Fangorn Forest develop their website? With some good old fashioned data ent-tree of course!
- What would you have if Spain became a Benevolent Traditional Monarchy? A Good Old Fashioned Spain King.
- Everyone uses body wash these days. What happened to good old-fashion soap? Is it too basic?
- A good old fashioned boar joke! What does a boar do with an unwanted pregnancy?
An aBOARtion
Rib-Tickling Old Fashioned Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about old fashioned you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean old time jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make old fashioned pranks.
My Lesbian neighbours Eva and Julia asked me to help them conceive a child recently.
They said they wouldn't mind if we did it the old fashioned way as they weren't man haters!
For six months now we've been trying but I just don't have the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year.
Call me old fashioned but...
I remember when ecstasy was throwing acid in the face of your enemies
Manual labour
My mate pointed out the window and said, "Is that your wife mowing the lawn out there?"
"Yeah, she never stops," I replied
"Call me old fashioned if you want, but I hate to see a woman doing manual labour."
"Me too," I replied, as I closed the curtains
A chemist is surprised by a pan of old-fashioned magnesium photo flash powder going off in front of his face.
"MgO!" He shouts, temporarily blinded.
At my friend's house, her dad told us these jokes called "Mama mama jokes." I expected old fashioned "Yo' mama" jokes. I got these.
Mama, Mama, I don't like little brother!
Shut up and eat what you're told.
Mama, Mama, I don't want to go to Hawaii!
Shut up and keep swimming.
Mama, Mama, I don't like going in circles!
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Honestly, I'm scarred.
The preacher arrived at church...
...muttering angrily under his breath.
"Goodness, what's wrong?" asked his secretary when he came into the office.
"It's raining like crazy out there," said the preacher, "and I can't find my umbrella! I had it here at the church last week, and I think one of the congregation must have stolen it. Well, I'm not gonna stand for it! This morning I'm gonna give an old-fashioned fire and brimstone sermon reminding them of the fiery fate that awaits sinners! It'll put the fear of God in them! Then I'll recite the Ten Commandments, and when I get to the one about stealing, I guarantee the thief will break down and beg for my forgiveness!"
An hour later, after the service, he came back to the office.
"Did it work?" asked the secretary? "Did the thief confess when you got to the commandment about stealing?"
"No," said the preacher. "When I got to the one about adultery, I remembered where I left my umbrella."
My Dad taught me to swim the old fashion way
He took me down to the river and threw me in. As soon as I got out of that burlap sack I could swim like a fish!
Don't Ever Let Him See You Completely n**...
The young bride's mother had some old-fashioned ideas of
marriage, and passed them on to her daughter.
"Never let your husband see you in the n**...," she advised. "You
should always wear something."
"Yes, mother," replied the obedient girl.
Two weeks after the wedding, the girl and her brand-new husband
were preparing to retire when the guy asked, "Dear, has there
ever been any insanity in your family?"
"Not that I know of," she answered. "Why?"
"Well, we've been married for two weeks now and every night
you've worn that silly hat to bed."
We're celebrating Thanksgiving the old fashioned way at my place this year
By inviting our neighbors over to eat and then killing them and taking their land
I'm old fashioned when it comes to coffee. If someone offers me a hot cup of java, I say no thanks.
I'd much prefer a cup of C++.
Two old Polish guys were talking about how tough their childhoods were...
"When I was a boy, my father taught me to swim the old fashioned way! He just took me out to the middle of a lake and threw me overboard!"
"Wow! That must have been scary!"
"Well, it was easy enough swimming back to shore, once I got myself out of that burlap sack."
I was at the job interview today and my interviewer told me I was a bit old-fashioned for his company.
On the other hand, he did like my tunic and fedora.
A woman walks into a bar
A woman walks into a bar and orders an Old Fashioned. So the bartender took away her voting rights.
The l**... next door
My lesbian neighbors wanted me to help them conceive a child and agreed to do it the old fashioned way because they are very easy going. We've been trying for three months and I haven't had the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year...
Did you hear the one about the time traveler who got tired of his friends complaining he was too old fashioned?
He saw the era of his ways.
I've invented a new game. You use small breath mints as playing pieces in the old-fashioned match-3-in-a-row game. I'd be happy to teach you my strategy for winning this game, but I'll have to charge you a small fee:
Call it a Tic Tac Tic-Tac-Toe Tactics Tax.
A traveler walks into a bar in Montana and orders an Old Fashioned.
The bartender smiles and asks, So what part of Wisconsin are you from?
My new mower says I need to check the oil before each use and change it annually.
I think I'd rather change it the old fashioned way.
What did the old fashioned Chemistry teacher say to his disobedient student?
Alkane you if you don't start behaving
I was at a l**... store and they were advertising an old fashioned-looking nighty with the tag line "Just like mother used to wear"...
It's called a Freudian Slip.
Three women were sitting around enjoying a cup of tea and shooting the breeze.
Their conversation eventually turns to the subject of dating, and the first woman says I would absolutely love to find a guy who has a tattoo of two dragons on his shoulder. That would be the man for me.
The second woman responds with You see. I would love to find a guy who's got a tattoo of four dragons, but across his back. I know he would be perfect for me.
The third woman replies Yeah those do sound like great men, you guys. But I guess I'm a little old fashioned. I would just love to find a man who's got one draggin' on the ground.
Why do old fashioned races start with a countdown from a bikini model?
It's the thot that counts
I make her call me daddy in bed.
Call me old fashioned I just think a kid should never say their parents first name.
My girlfriend calls me daddy in bed
Call me old fashioned but I think children should never say their parents name.
call me old fashioned but in my day gender fluid was something you could wipe off your girlfriends chest
Somebody want to tell me who I stole this off?
n**...'s need to hire their old fashion designer back...
... the arm bands at least looked cool, these new hats are just ugly.
I told my wife I wanted her to wear an old- fashioned Halloween costume this year
She filled herself up with whiskey, bitters, and sugar, and topped herself off with an orange slice and cherry.
I ended up going as the "stiff" part of our couples' costume.
3 generations of males went to an old-fashioned store...
The young man asked for a pound of raisins from the pretty lady behind the counter. She had to climb a ladder to fill the order, revealing her n**... flesh under her short skirt. Then, she asked his dad what he wanted.
Wanting to see a p**...-less beauty climb the stairs again, he too asked for a pound of raisins. This time she caught on while grabbing the raisins, looking down on the men getting their carnal delights.
She then asked the grandpa, "I suppose yours is raisin' too?" "No," the old fella said, "but it is twitchin' a bit."
I never order shrimp-fried rice.
Call me old fashioned, but I like my food to be prepared by a human.
I got my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was cool and showed it to the neighbour. He said, "that's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "no, this is an old fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?" She laughed and said...
"No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
Two men are talking whilst having beers, 'Call me old fashioned but I didn't sleep with my wife until we were married' he says 'What about you?'
'I'm not sure to be honest' says the friend ' What was her maiden name?'
