Old Cell Phone Jokes
5 old cell phone jokes and hilarious old cell phone puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about old cell phone that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Old Cell Phone Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What is a good old cell phone joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A old man was driving down the freeway when his wife called his cell phone.
"Herbert, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herbert, "It's hundreds of them!"
An old man goes in to town...
An old man decides to go into town one day to run some errands. On the way back, his wife calls his cell phone.
"Look out honey, I just saw on the news that there's a car driving the wrong way on the interstate."
"Not just one car, they all are!"
What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?
1/6 G
My 8 year old son came up with this one.
You're lost in the middle of the woods at night, alone. The sky is cloudy, there are no trails, no map, no cell phone and no GPS. No sign of a city in any direction. How do you get back to civilization?
You tell an old joke out loud, wait a couple of minutes and follow any of the angry redditors shouting "repost!" back to civilization.
What happens when a phone goes to jail?
It becomes a cell phone!
(Courtesy my 6 year old)
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