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19 old bones jokes and hilarious old bones puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about old bones that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Old Bones Short Jokes

Short old bones jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The old bones humour may include short dinosaur bones jokes also.

  1. What did the skeleton say before they ate their meal? Bone appetite.
    (7 year old told me this today).
  2. Childhood Nursery Rhyme Old Mother Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone...
    But Rover took over, and he bent her over, and gave her a bone of his own
  3. Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
  4. From my not quite 3yr old cousin. Q:Why did the doggy cross the road?
    A:To get to the bone!
    Q:Why did the bone cross the road?
    A: To get away!
  5. Old Mrs. Hubbard Old Mrs. Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her old dog a bone.
    But when she got there, the cupboard was bare,
    so he gave her a bone of his own
  6. Old mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard, to fetch her old doggy a bone. When she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
  7. Need Jokes to amuse a 50 year old woman My good friend is down on her self. Any good jokes that will tickle her funny bones?

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Old Bones One Liners

Which old bones one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with old bones? I can suggest the ones about broken bones and skeleton bone.

  1. What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone? *My hip!*
  2. Q : Why do museums have old dinosaur bones ?
    A : Because they can't afford new ones
  3. Q: Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?
    A: Because they cant afford new ones.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about old bones can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of old bones puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Old Bones Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about old bones you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean breaking bones jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make old bones prank.

65,000,011 years ago

Some tourists in the Museum of Natural History are marveling at some dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"
The guard replies, "They are 65,000,011 years old."
"That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"
The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were sixty five million years old when I started working here, and that was eleven years ago."

Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones.

One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"
The guard replies, "They are 3 million, four years, and six months old."
"That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"
The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."

While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museum of Natural History, a tourist asks the guard, "How old are they?"

The guard replies, "They are 73 million, four years, and six months old."
"That's a rather exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"
"Well," answers the guard, "The dinosaur bones were seventy three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."

There once was an old mystic

He was too poor to afford shoes, so he often had sores on his feet, and since he was old, he could easily break his bones if he was not careful. He also had a very bad diet, so his breath smelt terrible.
I guess you could say he was a....
**Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed with Halitosis**

Old monk

There once was a very old monk that tended to break his bones when he fell down. He always walked barefooted everywhere he went so his feet were more callouses than soft skin. No one talked to him very long because his breath was so bad it could wilt flowers. They called him Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-cursed-with-halitosis

h**... s**...

Cletus, a seven-year-old h**..., comes up to his dad one day and says, "Daddy, what's s**...?'
The dad says, "Why Cletus! You're all of seven years old, and you don't know what s**... is?"
Cletus drops his eyes and says, "No, I shorely don't."
The dad says, "C'mere, young'n." Takes him by the wrist and into their shack, where the mom is passed out on the couch from drinking corn liquor all morning.
The dad lifts up her threadbare calico dress, points, and says, "See that hole twixt yer mammy's legs?"
"Yes."
"Well, watch this." He drops his pants, gets on, and starts boning the mom.
Cletus is watching, wide-eyed, and his sister, five-year-old Lu Ella, comes in, gasps, and says, "Cletus! What're they doin'?"
"Having s**...."
"What's s**...?"
"Why Lu Ella! You're all of five years old, and you don't know what s**... is?"
Lu Ella drops her eyes and says, "No, I shorely don't."
Cletus says, "See that hole twixt Daddy's legs? Watch this!"

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