Old 2015 Jokes
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In 1466, dracula started eating 16-year-old virgins.
In 2015, he died of starvation.
A recent survey asked 12 year old's what was their best accomplishment in 2015.
87 percent of them answered "your mom"
You know Juul was founded in 2015...
So some of you need to stop hitting 5 year olds.
Latest jokes 2015 i have perfect son
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Did you hear about that kid who claimed that his age was 2015?
He was infact a *year* old.
A recently retired man decides to buy his dream car
A brand new 2015 Chevy Corvette. As he's leaving the dealership with his new purchase, he decides to open it up on the road and see what his car can do. He's flying down the road at about 130 mph when he sees the red and blue sirens behind him trying to keep up. He pushes the pedal to the floor, knowing he'll be able to easily out run them. After a few moments, he begins to realize he's too old for this and had better just pull over to avoid any trouble.
The officer, visibly irritated, walks up to the window of the corvette.
"If you don't give me one good reason why you didn't stop as soon as you saw my sirens, I'm taking you in for reckless driving."
The man pauses for a moment and looks up at the officer
"Well sir, I'll be honest. Ten years ago my wife up and left me for a police officer without any warning. And well, I thought you were bringing her back."
The officer tipped his hat and let him go with a warning.
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