Oklahoma Jokes

Funniest Oklahoma Short Jokes

Short oklahoma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The oklahoma humour may include short state jokes also.

1. Last month, I asked my dad if I could get a tattoo. He told me to get it somewhere that didn't matter, so I got it done in Oklahoma.
2. Oklahoma asked California about all these earthquakes recently. California said "It's not our fault."
3. A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Where are you from?" the bartender asks. "Oklahoma," the guy replies. "Oh yeah?" the bartender asks. "Which part?" "All of me I guess," the guy says.
4. Two Native Americans walk into a restaurant... The concierge asks, "Do you have reservations?" One of the guys replies, "Yes; mine is in Oklahoma and his is in Arizona."
5. The president announced that Oklahoma was taking over the United States. He said, "Don't worry, the US will be OK."
6. My daughter asked, "What was your favorite thing to do in your 20's in Oklahoma?" "Leave."
7. I don't care where states are located If Oklahoma was right next to Maine that would be ok by me.
8. Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, and Texas are all about to Outlaw Interstate Begging These four states are all against the Oklahoma panhandle.
9. My friend asked me how I was enjoying my visit in Oklahoma's state capital I said, "It's an OK city."
10. Anheuser Busch is using a Georgia brewery to can water for flood victims in Oklahoma and Texas They're labeling very clearly so people don't confuse it with Bud Light

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Oklahoma One Liners

Which oklahoma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oklahoma? I can suggest the ones about oklahoma state and howdy.

1. Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best? I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.
2. What do you call a handicap sticker in Oklahoma? A high school diploma.
3. You ever been to Oklahoma? Yeah, it's OK.
4. People keep asking what I thought of my Oklahoma trip It was OK
5. What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma? A karaoke!
6. Someone told me that they were born in Ohio, then moved to Oklahoma. Me: "Oh, ok."
7. I heard tornadoes were in the forecast. But I'm sure Oklahoma will still be OK.
8. I couldn't remember the abbreviation for Oklahoma... but it's OK.
9. What's the most mediocre State? Oklahoma… It's just OK.
10. Went to Oklahoma the other day It was OK
11. I have two friends who are both from Oklahoma. They're my Oklahomies.
12. What's the best thing to come out of Oklahoma? Southbound 35.
13. What do you think about Oklahoma? It's OK.
14. My friend says Oklahoma is a terrible state. I think they're OK.
15. Most state abbreviations are really good But Oklahoma's is just OK

Oklahoma State Jokes

Here is a list of funny oklahoma state jokes and even better oklahoma state puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• So I was asked my opinion of the Oklahoma State abbreviation today... And I said it was just OK
• What's Lil' Jon's favorite state? Oklahoma
• Why is Oklahoma the bleh state? Because it's just OK
• Name a popular state that most people live in. Oklahoma
• What is the coldest state in the US? Oklahoma, its abvreviation is Ok
• Your favorite state isn't Oklahoma? Not OK

Fun-Filled Oklahoma Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about oklahoma you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean abbreviation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make oklahoma pranks.