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- So did y'all hear OJ Simpson is going to get remarried? He's gonna take another stab at it.
- Apparently OJ Simpson is interested in dating again. He's ready to have another stab at a relationship.
- I was heartbroken the day OJ Simpson was acquitted… I'd already picked out which TV I wanted…
- There were three rings in OJ Simpson's marriage. First, they had the engagement ring. After that, they had the wedding ring. And finally, there was the murdering.
- What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer? Return
Home
Slash
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Shift
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Escape - I think OJ Simpson should be on Dancing with the Stars... I have a funny feeling he really knows how to cut a rug.
- In an interview Barbara Walters asks OJ Simpson if he thinks he will ever be married again... He says, "I don't know... One of these days, I might take another stab at it."
- So today I met a guy who went to high school with OJ Simpson. I asked him what OJ was like back then. He was quite the lady-killer apparently
- Difference between Christopher Reeves and O.J. Simpson OJ walked and Christopher Reeves got the electric chair
- Allegedly, OJ Simpson was often beaten while in prison I only wonder if it was to a pulp or no pulp
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Oj Simpson One Liners
Which oj simpson one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oj simpson? I can suggest the ones about homer and jerry seinfeld.
- Why was OJ Simpson turned down for the role of Thanos? The glove didn't fit.
- What is OJ Simpson's computer password? Slash Slash back-Slash escape.
- Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama? Everyone has the same DNA.
- OJ Simpson has a new death metal band called: Black Stabbeth
- How do you reach OJ Simpson's website? Slash / slash / backslash \ ESCape
- I invited OJ Simpson to my Thanksgiving dinner. He's good at carving white meat.
- I heard OJ Simpson was getting married again. He's gonna take another stab at it.
- OJ Simpson finally confessed!!! They squeezed it outta him!
- What were the pros and cons to OJ Simpson? He was a pro that turned into a con
- Why can't OJ Simpson keep a job? Because he always acquits.
- What is OJ Simpson's favorite Beatles song? Not Guilty.
- OJ Simpson just came out with a new headphone line. Beats by OJ
- What do Hillary Clinton and OJ Simpson have in common? They got away with it.
- I hear OJ Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail, apparently he kills everytime.
- How you figure out where OJ Simpson go if he live in China? Say his first name backwards
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Oscar
• Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius
• She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
• Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.
• When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
• Absolutely shocking news from South Africa. White man arrested for m**....
• Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.
• I take it Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.
• What do you call a room full of dead people? An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party.
• Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name. Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.
• A young woman is dead, the life of up and coming athlete, Oscar Pistorious, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... i mean pathetic.
• I think it's safe to say that Oscar Pistorius won't be getting his leg over tonight.
• Police have found a list of 20 other women that Pistorius planned to kill, they are calling it shinless list.
• And the Oscar goes to....... Prison.
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it seems Oscar Pistorious jokes still have legs..
Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't ever sneak up on Oscar Pistorius.
She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.
When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
Absolutely shocking news from South Africa. White man arrested for m**....
Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.
Surely Oscar Pistorius cant be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines day and shoot all over the missus while imagining she's someone else!
I take it Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.
What do you call a room full of dead people? An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party... or... An Oscar Pistorius St Valentine's Day Massacre
Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name - Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.
A young woman is dead, the life of up‑and‑coming athlete, Oscar Pistorius, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... i mean pathetic.
I think it's safe to say that Oscar Pistorius won't be getting his leg over tonight.
Oscar Pistorious' lawyer is trying to claim mistaken identity
Personally I don`t think he has a leg to stand on
And the Oscar goes to ... Prison.
OJ
OJ Simpson has been in a lot of movies, but I bet he's still waiting for his breakout role.
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Remember how white people rioted after OJ Simpson's acquittal?
Me neither.
What were Ron Goldman's last words?
Hey! You're OJ Simpson!!!
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Remember when OJ Simpson was found innocent and all of us white people hit the street looting and damaging property?!
Oh, that's right, we didn't...
What do Ken Jennings and OJ Simpson have in common?
they both killed at double jeopardy!
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You know what was the biggest travesty to come out of the OJ Simpson m**... Trial?
It made Kardashian a house-hold name.
The new OJ Simpson documentary is so captivating
It really got my juices flowing.
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Thank you.
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Who's the first Jewish guy to ever win a Heisman trophy?
"Fred Goldman cause he took mine!" - OJ Simpson
Did you hear about the OJ Simpson Pez dispenser?
Used to be his wife
What's up with all these OJ Simpson jokes?
Everyone seems to be taking a stab at them.
What do you get when you cross Lorena Bobbit, Tammy Faye, and OJ Simpson?
A butcher, a baker, and a license plate maker!
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OJ Simpson said he is going to focus on "Family, Friends, and golf". Makes me wonder...
How do you m**... golf?
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What do you call OJ Simpson, trapped in Antarctica with no supplies except a one-pound bag of m**...?
A s**... cold killer.
So OJ Simpson is walking through the woods with his new girlfriend...
So OJ Simpson is walking through the woods with his new girlfriend and it starts to get dark.
"It's getting dark, Juice, I'm scared," she says.
OJ turns to her and says,"You're scared?! I gotta walk out of these woods alone!"
This just in: OJ Simpson to join President Trump's Legal Team ...
He claims to know the secret formula to get you out of any trouble. Trump is all in !
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How many p**... does it take to screw OJ Simpson?
Let's hope there's a real answer to that and his cell mate could answer !
