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  1. So did y'all hear OJ Simpson is going to get remarried? He's gonna take another stab at it.
  2. Robert Khardasian was OJ Simpson's lawyer And thus began the family tradition of getting black men off.
  3. Did you hear that OJ Simpson wants to try marriage again? He says he wants to take another stab at it.
  4. OJ Simpson was being interviewed the other day. The reporter asked if he'd considered getting married again. OJ said he had thought about taking another stab at it.
  5. Apparently OJ Simpson is interested in dating again. He's ready to have another stab at a relationship.
  6. I was heartbroken the day OJ Simpson was acquitted… I'd already picked out which TV I wanted…
  7. Word on the street OJ Simpson is getting married again.. Sounds like he wanted to take another stab at it.
  8. What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Mufasa? One's an African lion, the other is a lyin' African.
  9. Did you know Kim Khardashian's dad was a member of OJ Simpsons legal team? So the whole family has a history of getting black guys off
  10. There were three rings in OJ Simpson's marriage. First, they had the engagement ring. After that, they had the wedding ring. And finally, there was the murdering.

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Oj Simpson One Liners

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  1. Why was OJ Simpson turned down for the role of Thanos? The glove didn't fit.
  2. What is OJ Simpson's computer password? Slash Slash back-Slash escape.
  3. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama? Everyone has the same DNA.
  4. OJ Simpson has a new death metal band called: Black Stabbeth
  5. How do you reach OJ Simpson's website? Slash / slash / backslash \ ESCape
  6. I found OJ simpson's website! pound pound slash slash slash backslash escape
  7. I invited OJ Simpson to my Thanksgiving dinner. He's good at carving white meat.
  8. I heard OJ Simpson was getting married again. He's gonna take another stab at it.
  9. OJ Simpson finally confessed!!! They squeezed it outta him!
  10. Why do they call OJ Simpson OJ ? Because he beats women to a pulp.
  11. Remember how white people rioted after OJ Simpson's acquittal? Me neither.
  12. What were the pros and cons to OJ Simpson? He was a pro that turned into a con
  13. What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard? /
    \
    Esc
  14. Why can't OJ Simpson keep a job? Because he always acquits.
  15. What is OJ Simpson's favorite Beatles song? Not Guilty.

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I hear OJ Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail, apparently he kills everytime.

Oscar

• Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius
• She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
• Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.
• When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
• Absolutely shocking news from South Africa. White man arrested for m**....
• Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.
• I take it Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.
• What do you call a room full of dead people? An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party.
• Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name. Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.
• A young woman is dead, the life of up and coming athlete, Oscar Pistorious, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... i mean pathetic.
• I think it's safe to say that Oscar Pistorius won't be getting his leg over tonight.
• Police have found a list of 20 other women that Pistorius planned to kill, they are calling it shinless list.
• And the Oscar goes to....... Prison.

OJ

OJ Simpson has been in a lot of movies, but I bet he's still waiting for his breakout role.

So today I met a guy who went to high school with OJ Simpson. I asked him what OJ was like back then.

He was quite the lady-killer apparently

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return
Home
Slash
Slash
Backslash
Shift
Shift
Shift
Escape

Remember when OJ Simpson was found innocent and all of us white people hit the street looting and damaging property?!

Oh, that's right, we didn't...

You know what was the biggest travesty to come out of the OJ Simpson m**... Trial?

It made Kardashian a house-hold name.

In an interview Barbara Walters asks OJ Simpson if he thinks he will ever be married again...

He says, "I don't know... One of these days, I might take another stab at it."

I think OJ Simpson should be on Dancing with the Stars...

I have a funny feeling he really knows how to cut a rug.

The new OJ Simpson documentary is so captivating

It really got my juices flowing.
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Thank you.

What do Hillary Clinton and OJ Simpson have in common?

They got away with it.

Who's the first Jewish guy to ever win a Heisman trophy?

"Fred Goldman cause he took mine!" - OJ Simpson

OJ Simpson just came out with a new headphone line.

Beats by OJ

Difference between Christopher Reeves and O.J. Simpson

OJ walked and Christopher Reeves got the electric chair

Did you hear about the OJ Simpson Pez dispenser?

Used to be his wife

What's up with all these OJ Simpson jokes?

Everyone seems to be taking a stab at them.

What do you get when you cross Lorena Bobbit, Tammy Faye, and OJ Simpson?

A butcher, a baker, and a license plate maker!

OJ Simpson said he is going to focus on "Family, Friends, and golf". Makes me wonder...

How do you m**... golf?

What do you call OJ Simpson, trapped in Antarctica with no supplies except a one-pound bag of m**...?

A s**... cold killer.

How does Oj Simpson sing Last Resort by papa roach?

Cut my wife into pieces! Left in my white Ford!

So OJ Simpson is walking through the woods with his new girlfriend...

So OJ Simpson is walking through the woods with his new girlfriend and it starts to get dark.
"It's getting dark, Juice, I'm scared," she says.
OJ turns to her and says,"You're scared?! I gotta walk out of these woods alone!"

This just in: OJ Simpson to join President Trump's Legal Team ...

He claims to know the secret formula to get you out of any trouble. Trump is all in !

How many p**... does it take to screw OJ Simpson?

Let's hope there's a real answer to that and his cell mate could answer !

Allegedly, OJ Simpson was often beaten while in prison

I only wonder if it was to a pulp or no pulp

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