Oink Jokes

26 oink jokes and hilarious oink puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about oink that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Oink Short Jokes

Short oink jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The oink humour may include short honk jokes also.

  1. What do pigs use when they get hurt? Oink-ment
    (My 7 year old made this up and wanted me to share!)
  2. What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment!!!!
  3. The Cow goes "Moooo". The Cat goes "Meow". The Pig goes "Oink". The Dog goes ""
    (ik it's old but can't help it)
  4. What penalty did the guy who said "oink oink" to a cop get? He got 6 months for impersonating a policeofficer
  5. PIGS FLY Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Oink oink.
    Oink oink who?
    Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!

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Oink One Liners

Which oink one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oink? I can suggest the ones about pigs and piglet.

  1. The cow says "Moo." The pig says "Oink." The dog says Ed..ward.
  2. What did the bilingual cow say? Oink
  3. What do you give a pig with a rash? Oink-ment!
  4. What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use? oink
  5. What does a pig fill in it's pen? Oink
    I'm sorry.
  6. How does a pig write an essay? With a pen and oink.
  7. Why was the pig late turning in his college essay? His printer was out of oink.
  8. What did the vet give the sick pig? Oink-ment!
  9. What did the policeman tell the criminal? ''Oink, oink, oink''
  10. Why did the pig ask to borrow a pencil? His pen ran out of oink.
  11. Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?" He was studying foreign languages.
  12. We had our p**...-bellied pig de-oinked He was a little disgruntled.
  13. What did the detective tell the t**... OINK oink OINK
  14. What did the policewoman tell the t**...? OINK OINK OINK

Oink joke, What did the policewoman tell the t**...?

Howlingly Hilarious Oink Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about oink you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean boar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make oink pranks.

A class of 3rd graders return from their field trip to the farm and the teacher asks them, "what kind of noises did you hear at the farm?"

The first kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the cow go moo!"
The second kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the pig go oink!"
The third kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the farmer yell 'get off my tractor you little f**...!'"

A Blonde A Brunette and A Redhead trespassed onto a farm

later a farmer came to chase them out so they all went hiding in the barnyard. The redhead hid with the pigs and said "oink" "oink", the brunette hid with the cows and said "moo" moo", and the blonde hid under a potato sack and said "potato" potato"

A Muslim man went to China...

And went to a nearby Chinese restaurant. He orders his food and, being the faithful Muslim man he is, he wants to make sure that his food isn't pork.
He asks the waiter "Is this pork?" but the waiter doesn't know any English.
So instead he points at his food and says "Oink?"
The waiter quickly shakes his head and says "Meow"

Oink joke, PIGS FLY