Oily Jokes
27 oily jokes and hilarious oily puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about oily that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Oily Jokes is the ultimate source of hilarity for those with oily skin or hair, or anyone who identifies as genderfluid. Laugh along to jokes about lubricants, Sudan, and other topics tailored to your unique sense of humour. Get ready to enjoy a few moments of pure fun!
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Funniest Oily Short Jokes
Short oily jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The oily humour may include short greasy jokes also.
- Why did the blonde go to sleep under her 20-year-old car? So she could wake up oily in the morning.
- Why did the New Yorker spray pam all over their body every night before bed? To wake up oily
- A teenager went to United Nations for help... The UN judge asks, "Want are you afraid of?"
He replies,"My face is so oily, I'm afraid the US would invade me." - Did you hear about the Mechanic who slept under the car? He wanted to wake up oily in the morning.
- Did you hear what happened to the private who got caught sleeping with his drill instructor's Chlamydia infected wife? He got an oily discharge.
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Oily One Liners
Which oily one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oily? I can suggest the ones about olive oil and olive oyl.
- My face is so oily The US wants to invade it.
- My skin is so oily that I'm afraid that one day America may invade it!
- Why us it not good to have an oily face? The US might invade it.
- Why did the man sleep under the tractor? Because he wanted to wake up oily.
- Why should you take regular showers? Because you might get so oily, America invades you.
- Why did the boy sleep under the oil tank? He wanted to get up oily in the morning!
- What time does a mechanic wake up? Oily!
- I like my women the same way I like my guns... Black and oily with a sensitive trigger.
- Why did the New Yorker go to sleep under his car? He wanted to wake up oily.
- You're face is so oily I hope the USA doesn't invade it.
- What do you call a greasy, oily pirate? A sebum
- I like my women like I like my Tamagoyaki Japanese Omelet Yellow and oily
Uproarious Oily Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about oily you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean olive oils jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make oily pranks.
I went to a swingers club on the weekend
I got through the front door and the lady on the desk said it's £10 to get in, or you can pay £15 and you get a meal . So I paid the £15 and went in. It seemed to be going alright - then this n**... oily guy walked up to me and said hello, I'm Amil .
We were changing shifts at the fish sticks factory at the grinder station....
I was at the end of my shift, spattered with oily fish gore, and had my hand in the corkscrew feeder trying to pull a stick bit of bone out. My coworker, in his fresh beginning of shift uniform, reached in to help and his dry cotton sleeve caught and he was pulled in to a gruesome death. As I stood there watching in horror I thought to myself...
There but for the grease of Cod go I…
