Ridiculous Oils Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
I went to the library today and asked where I could find books on greases, oils and lubricants.
The librarian suggested I try the non-friction section.
Did you know they changed the word snake to essential
And people started buying the oils again.
I tried my wife's essential oils for the first time today.
Worst french fries I've ever had.
I set up a production business for oils that clear up colds and nasal blockages.
An olfactory oil factory
Sting has launched his own range of aromatherapy oils.
They're a massage in a bottle
People have been using crystals and essential oils to protect themselves from covid.
Their corpses smell great and look very fashionable.
As much as these Karens talk about their essential oils
They sure do want nonessential businesses to reopen
I have now survived 21,364 days and 13 hours without using essential oils or eating kale.
Thank you for your prayers and support during these trying times.
Did you hear about the chef who never understood how animal-based oils help the cooking process? For him....
The Lard works in mysterious ways!
Essential Oils found to help with Polio
They are effective in cases of polio to lubricate the seal between between the one's neck, and the iron lung.
So I ran out of soap a few days ago...
It feels like the most American thing I've ever done: lessening my dependence on foreign oils.
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My wife got me some essential oils to rub into my beard.
I'm just not sure I need them.
Essential oils are b**....
I've drank three bottles and now I have a headache AND diarrhea.
