Oils Jokes

What are some Oils jokes?

Sting has launched his own range of aromatherapy oils.

They're a massage in a bottle

I have now survived 21,364 days and 13 hours without using essential oils or eating kale.

Thank you for your prayers and support during these trying times.

Did you hear about the chef who never understood how animal-based oils help the cooking process? For him....

The Lard works in mysterious ways!

So I ran out of soap a few days ago...

It feels like the most American thing I've ever done: lessening my dependence on foreign oils.

Essential oils are bullshit.

I've drank three bottles and now I have a headache AND diarrhea.

How to make Oils jokes?

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