Oil Spill Jokes
7 oil spill jokes and hilarious oil spill puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about oil spill that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Oil Spill Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good oil spill joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Know-it-alls think themselves a fountain of knowledge. In truth they are an oil spill of knowledge...
Unwelcome and hard to get rid of.
Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
What do you call a victim of an urban oil spill?
A city slicker
What'd the Secretary of State say when the oil tanker spilled on the seal reserve?
Whale at least it wasn't on porpoise
Obama milk joke
Barack Obama: We’ve already announced over 500 reforms, and just a fraction of them will save business and citizens more than $10 billion over the next five years. We got rid of one rule from 40 years ago that could have forced some dairy farmers to spend $10,000 a year proving that they could contain a spill — because milk was somehow classified as an oil. With a rule like that, I guess it was worth crying over spilled milk.
What's a group of black guys called?
An oil spill. (insert triggered person here)
Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"
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