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6 oil price jokes and hilarious oil price puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about oil price that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Oil Price Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good oil price joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

The price of oil has dropped so far that...

Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen.

Me: Would you like some olive oil on your pasta?

Customer: Is it extra v**...?
Me: *tearing up* No it's the same price

Two bears and three bears walk into a bar.....

They ask for oil price from 2015 through 2017.

With oil prices falling...

Burning the midnight oil just got cheaper.

A recently elected Arab President asks his adviser why the price of oil was falling.

The adviser says "It's due to the law of supply and demand".
The president replies "Then abolish that law!".

Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections?
A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!


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