Ohms Jokes

Funniest Ohms Short Jokes

Short ohms jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ohms humour may include short voltage jokes also.

1. An electrician comes home late.... Wife: "Wire you insulate?"
   electrician: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm, aren't I."
2. I caught my daughter chewing on an electrical cable. So I had to ground her and kept her at ohm
   She's doing better currently .
   And conducting herself properly
3. Glad to see my Buddhist friends join and chant in the protests Everyone knows the more Ohms- the greater the resistance.
4. What's the difference between watts and ohms? Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.
5. Why did Mr. Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor...
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6. Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law. It's my P.S. de resistance.
7. What did the resistor say to the capacitor after he beat him in a game? I ohmed you!
   (my 10 year came up with this when I was teaching him soldering)
8. Best dad joke I ever came up with: What do you call a resistor that doesn't work? Ohm-less
9. An electrician comes home at 2 am.... His wife asks, "wire you insulate?"
   He replies, "watt's the problem, I'm ohm aren't I?"
10. I fell in love with a female electrician She was a real live wire and i took her ohm with me

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Ohms One Liners

Which ohms one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ohms? I can suggest the ones about resistor and watt.

1. Where do electricians go when their job is done? They go h-ohm.
2. What do you call when you cross a detective with an electrician Sherlock Ohms
3. Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor.
4. What is a resistors favorite breakfast? An Ohm-let
5. Where do electricians get supplies? The Ohm Depot.
6. What do you call an electrical component that is anti-yoga An ohm resistor
7. What do you call a detective and a part-time electrician? Sherlock Ohms!
8. What does an electrician say while meditating? Ohm... Ohm...
9. What is the electrician favorite breakfast? Ohm-lette
10. Did you hear about the recently unemployed electrician? Apparently he's now ohm-less.
11. The Detective Who was the first electricity detective?
    Sherlock Ohms
12. Why did Mr. Ohm marry Ms. Ohm Their love was electric and He couldn't Resistor.
13. My friend got a job at the power plant. He now refers to his occupation as a ohm maker
14. How does Ohm conduct an orchestra? Standing on his head!
15. What do you call an electrical engineer trying to solve an issue? Sherlock Ohms

Comedy Ohms Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about ohms you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean electric currents jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ohms pranks.