Ohm Jokes
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Funniest Ohm Short Jokes
Short ohm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ohm humour may include short current jokes also.
- An electrician comes home late.... Wife: "Wire you insulate?"
electrician: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm, aren't I." - Glad to see my Buddhist friends join and chant in the protests Everyone knows the more Ohms- the greater the resistance.
- What's the difference between watts and ohms? Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.
- Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law. It's my P.S. de resistance.
- What did the resistor say to the capacitor after he beat him in a game? I ohmed you!
(my 10 year came up with this when I was teaching him soldering) - Best dad joke I ever came up with: What do you call a resistor that doesn't work? Ohm-less
- I fell in love with a female electrician She was a real live wire and i took her ohm with me
- What do you say when you break up with an electrician? Watt is love?
Baby don't hertz me.
Don't hertz me.
N-ohm-ore.
N-ohm-ore. - So an electrical engineer built a house entirely out of resistors. The welcome mat said Ohm Sweet Ohm.
- Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms? Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
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Ohm One Liners
Which ohm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ohm? I can suggest the ones about electrician and circuit.
- Where do electricians go when their job is done? They go h-ohm.
- What do you call when you cross a detective with an electrician Sherlock Ohms
- Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor.
- What is a resistors favorite breakfast? An Ohm-let
- Where do electricians get supplies? The Ohm Depot.
- What do you call an electrical component that is anti-yoga An ohm resistor
- What does an electrician say while meditating? Ohm... Ohm...
- Did you hear about the recently unemployed electrician? Apparently he's now ohm-less.
- The Detective Who was the first electricity detective?
Sherlock Ohms - My friend got a job at the power plant. He now refers to his occupation as a ohm maker
- How does Ohm conduct an orchestra? Standing on his head!
- What does an electrician say when he eats dinner? Ohm, ohm, ohm Ohm, ohm, ohm
- What happened to the super-conductor when he lost his job? He was made 'ohm-less'
- (Ω_Ω) for those moments, when you go.. "ohm eye God"
- How would you describe Ohm's desk at his office? Irresistable
Hilarious Ohm Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about ohm you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean woofer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ohm pranks.
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Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a car...
Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a
car...
... And they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, a**...!" shouts Schroedinger.
The cop moves to arrest them.
Ohm resists.
My electricity bill was running suspiciously high
Had the power company send someone over. He found a wire tapped into my house running to a neighbor's. Watt do you know, a Joule thief lives next to my Ohm.
Laws of physics vs the law
Heisenberg, Shrodinger and Ohm were driving down a highway when they get pulled over by a cop. The cop asks Heisenberg if he knew how fast he was going, as you can surmise, he claimed he didn't know because he knew exactly where they were. The cop, finding this suspicious asks them to open the trunk. He comes back to the front and asks them why they have a dead cat in the trunk and Shrodinger responds, "because you opened the trunk you fool!!". The cop, now visibly irritated promptly moves to arrest all three. Ohm, resisted.
I just fell in love with a girl who builds circuit boards for a living...
I just couldn't *resistor.*
I couldn't help but say "*Ohm* my word, you're gorgeous!"
We talked for a while, had quite an *amp-*le conversation.
We eventually went to get lunch and took her *volts-*wagon.
*Current-*ly, I'd say this relationship is working out well.
I swept *Kirchhoff* her feet.
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What does the electron say to the resistor?
Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap
What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?
Ohm on the range
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George ohm is a real trouble maker
I mean who else gets arrested for resisting as much as he does?
What did Georg Ohm say when he found Ohm's law?
Omega!
Have you heard about Dr. Ohm?
Last I heard he was leading the resistance.
How much does it cost to get a resistor changed out?
An ohm and a leg!
What's a monks favorite song?
Sweet Ohm Alabama.
Why was Georg Ohm such a badass rockstar?
Because he knew a squared amp and resistance gave you power
What did the monks chant during the electric boogie danceoff?
Ohm.
What do you call an electric salad?
Ohm Slaw
What did power say when Ohm came in?
Rii
When an electric engineer was told his mom died
He screamed: "Ohm my God!"