The Best 34 Ohm Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ohm jokes. There are some ohm amplifier jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ohm woofer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ohm Jokes and Puns

An electrician comes home late....

Wife: "Wire you insulate?"

Electrician: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm, aren't I."

Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a car...

Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a


... And they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schroedinger.

The cop moves to arrest them.

Ohm resists.

I caught my daughter chewing on an electrical cable.

So I had to ground her and kept her at ohm

She's doing better currently .

And conducting herself properly

Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm?

Because he couldn't resistor.

My electricity bill was running suspiciously high

Had the power company send someone over. He found a wire tapped into my house running to a neighbor's. Watt do you know, a Joule thief lives next to my Ohm.

Why did Mr. Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm?

Because he couldn't resistor...

Happy Dad's Day!

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

I caught my daughter chewing on our neighbour's electrical cable...

Thankfully, they didn't press charges

But, I had to ground her and keep her at ohm

She's doing better currently

And conducting herself properly

But she's still on a short fuse, as there seems to be some confission as to what she did wrong.

An electrician comes home at 2 am....

His wife asks, "wire you insulate?"

He replies, "watt's the problem, I'm ohm aren't I?"

Laws of physics vs the law

Heisenberg, Shrodinger and Ohm were driving down a highway when they get pulled over by a cop. The cop asks Heisenberg if he knew how fast he was going, as you can surmise, he claimed he didn't know because he knew exactly where they were. The cop, finding this suspicious asks them to open the trunk. He comes back to the front and asks them why they have a dead cat in the trunk and Shrodinger responds, "because you opened the trunk you fool!!". The cop, now visibly irritated promptly moves to arrest all three. Ohm, resisted.

I fell in love with a female electrician

She was a real live wire and i took her ohm with me

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What do you call an electrical component that is anti-yoga

An ohm resistor

So an electrical engineer built a house entirely out of resistors.

The welcome mat said Ohm Sweet Ohm.

What does an electrician say while meditating?

Ohm... Ohm...

Why did Mr. Ohm marry Ms. Ohm

Their love was electric and He couldn't Resistor.

My friend got a job at the power plant.

He now refers to his occupation as a ohm maker

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What does an electrician say when he eats dinner? Ohm, ohm, ohm

Ohm, ohm, ohm

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

I just fell in love with a girl who builds circuit boards for a living...

I just couldn't *resistor.*

I couldn't help but say "*Ohm* my word, you're gorgeous!"

We talked for a while, had quite an *amp-*le conversation.

We eventually went to get lunch and took her *volts-*wagon.

*Current-*ly, I'd say this relationship is working out well.

I swept *Kirchhoff* her feet.

(Ω_Ω) for those moments, when you go..

"ohm eye God"

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

George ohm is a real trouble maker

I mean who else gets arrested for resisting as much as he does?

What did Georg Ohm say when he found Ohm's law?


Have you heard about Dr. Ohm?

Last I heard he was leading the resistance.

How much does it cost to get a resistor changed out?

An ohm and a leg!

What's a monks favorite song?

Sweet Ohm Alabama.

Why was Georg Ohm such a badass rockstar?

Because he knew a squared amp and resistance gave you power

What did the monks chant during the electric boogie danceoff?


What do you call an electric salad?

Ohm Slaw

What did power say when Ohm came in?


When an electric engineer was told his mom died

He screamed: "Ohm my God!"

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

My friend told me he wanted to find the electrical resistance of Jesus.

I was like "Ohm my God!"

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