Ohhhh Jokes
13 ohhhh jokes and hilarious ohhhh puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ohhhh that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Ohhhh Short Jokes
Short ohhhh jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ohhhh humour may include short jokes also.
- A man says to a doctor I'm scared off back stories Doctor: tell me how this happened
Man: well it all started back when OHHHH NOOOOOO - What does the Fox say? Ohhhh maaann. Want another joke? What does the pig say?... You have the right to remain silent.
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Ohhhh One Liners
Which ohhhh one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ohhhh? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Ohhhh boy, I am such a CARD sometimes; Yup, with a capitol ``T``....
- Do Asian Golf Crowds Ohhhh And Awwwww Better Than American Fans?
Ohhhh Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about ohhhh you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ohhhh pranks.
A little girl tells her dad she wishes she had a sister
In an attempt to be clever, her dad explains, "You do, it's just you don't see her. Every time you come in the front door: she leaves out the back door.". The little girl replies, "ohhhh, just like my other daddy!"
Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!
Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"
father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.
"The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.
Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Dont listen to him He isn't your father."
Was on an online dating website.
"Which do you prefer, McDonald's or Burger King?" I asked her. "And be careful, your response will determine whether I continue talking to you or not..."
"Ohhhh I'm nervous now" she giggled "But for me, it's Burger King".
"See ya later" I replied. "The correct answer would've been neither, Fatty".
*Drives by pack of cows on the road*
Dad: I've always wanted to be a cow, Nick.
Me: Can't relate with you there, Dad.
*moment of silence*
Dad: Out standing in my field.
*thinking...thinking...thinking*
Me: Ohhhh.
Ohhhhh, did I cross the border with that joke? I'm very sorry...
I'm kurdish. We have no borders...
My gf told me Steven Tyler opened up a home for abused women...
"Guess what he named it?" She says..
I figured it would probably have something to do with a song title. Thinking fast, I blurted out the first one that came to mind: "Rag Doll"
Ohhhh, the look on her face ..
Turns out the place is called "Janie's place"
Little Johnny goes trick-or-treating by himself dressed as a pirate...
One of the many houses he visits, was an elderly lady in town. He rings the door bell and the lady opens the door.
Johnny: Trick or treat!
Lady: Ohhhh your a cute little pirate! But, where's your buccaneers?
Johnny: *Sighs and points to his ears* They're right here! Where's your buccaneyes?