Oh Mama Jokes
16 oh mama jokes and hilarious oh mama puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about oh mama that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Oh Mama Short Jokes
Short oh mama jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The oh mama humour may include short go mama jokes also.
- YO' MAMA IS SO FAT... SIZES Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
- Yo mama so fat.... no one noticed she was pregnant with you.
Oh, wait, that's 'cause you were adopted. - Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
- Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"
- Yo mamma so s**... that when you you were born and she saw your cord, she said, "Oh, it comes with cable!"
- Yo mama so n**... That when she wants to get it on, it sounds like domestic a**....
Oh wait,
it is.
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Oh Mama One Liners
Which oh mama one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oh mama? I can suggest the ones about old mama and mama.
- Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
- So I heard a new Mama mia movie was coming out. Oh boy, here we go again.
- When you were born the doctor slapped your mama and said "oh goodie twins".
- Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
Cheeky Oh Mama Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about oh mama you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean call mama jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make oh mama pranks.
Advice
A doctor was walking down the street one day when he noticed coming towards him one of his 85 year old patients with a very beautiful, well-built young lady on his arm.
He was looking the happiest he had ever seen him.
When the old guy noticed the doctor he went up to him and said, "Well Doc. I took your advice and look at me."
Puzzled, the doctor asked what the advice was.
"You told me to get a hot Mama and be very cheerful," he replied.
"Oh no. I told you that you had got a heart murmur and to be very careful."
A family of moles wake up from hibernation.
They start digging up to the surface to get some air and stretch their legs. When they arrive, there's a layer of concrete that wasn't there before. They dig around the concrete and Papa mole pokes his head out and smells fresh pancakes.
Oh, they must have built a pancake house up there! It smells great!
Mama mole, right behind Papa, sniffs and says, Oh wow, the syrups smell delicious!
Baby mole, in the hole behind both Papa and Mama says Yuck! All I can smell are molasses from back here!
The Flintstones
One day pebbles took a shower with Fred and Wilma. Her curiosity lead her to ask questions
Pebbles: Mama what's that between your legs?
Wilma: oh honey that's mommy's rock cutter.
Pebbles: Dada what's the between your legs?
Fred: oh sweetie that's my rock.
Pebbles: oh I get it, when daddy puts his rock into mommy's rock cutter out comes Pebbles!
Mama, how did I get my name?
(USA-centric)
"Mama, how did I get my name?"
"Why do you need to know, Loquinda?"
"It's for my homework."
"Well, I was staying at a LaQuinta Inn the night you were conceived. So I just rearranged the letters a bit to make a pretty name."
"Oh. That's cool. How did my brother get his name?"
"Which one, Arvey or Suppurate?"
A baby is born..
A baby is born and after the initial examination, the doctor returns with some news.
"Mama," says the doctor, " I'm sorry to tell you this but your son was born without any eyelids. But, it is an easy fix." He says "After we've circumcised him, we can surgically recreate new eyelids with his f**...."
"Oh dear" says the new mother "but won't that make him c**...-eyed?"
"Yes" replies the doctor "but he'll have excellent foresight"