Ogre Jokes

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Funniest Ogre Short Jokes

Short ogre jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ogre humour may include short gnome jokes also.

1. What do you call an overweight average ogre eating beef flavored yogurt? A mediocre meaty ogre eating meaty yogurt.
2. Why aren't children allowed to watch movies about green ogres? Because of all the Shrexual content.
3. How was the sound quality of Shrek's musical keyboard? Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre
4. Judging by the sounds, there's an ogre staying in the hotel room above me. Hopefully he shreks out tomorrow.
5. I'm quite disappointed with the lack of Shrek jokes in this sub And I don't think I'll ever get ogre it
6. I heard that there was some beef with Dreamworks after making the 3rd Shrek Movie... It's all ogre now.
7. Lets assume that bungie patches the 2 swords strategy on crota And they put the sword barers on a 1 at a time timer should they add time to crota's enrage timer and the ogre timers?
8. I met Shrek in a swamp, it was one of the weirdest moment of my life Glad that's ogre
9. What do onions and ogres have in common? They both scream when you bite them
10. Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office? He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

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Ogre One Liners

Which ogre one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ogre? I can suggest the ones about goblin and dinosaur.

1. What do you call an average looking ogre? Mediogre.
2. What do you call an ogre who gets a C in a test? Mediogre
3. Why did no one want to be near Shrek? He had terrible body ogre
4. What do vegetarian ogres eat? Cabbage Patch Kids
5. They say ugly girls have great personalities... That's because ogres have layers
6. What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry?? Shrekspeare!!!
7. What do you get when you cross two squares with an ogre? ...a Shrektangle.
8. What the food critic say after eating Shrek? "He was just meaty ogre"
9. What did Shrek say when he tripped over Donkey? Sorry, didn't see you ogre there.
10. I put on Shrek and fell asleep. I woke up and it was over. I ogre slept.
11. People say Shrek was a great character I thought he was meaty ogre.
12. What does Shrek do when he's too excited? He has an ogre-gasm.
13. I would make a joke about Shrek, but they are too ogre-used.
14. How did the bodybuilding ogre taste? Mediocre.
15. Don't be an ogre. Practice safe shreks.

Cheerful Fun Ogre Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about ogre you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lizard jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ogre pranks.