The Best 14 Offshore Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Offshore jokes. There are some offshore speedboat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these offshore seaworld puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Offshore Jokes and Puns

The coast guard fined my girlfriend and I for having sex in the ocean.

Apparently off-shore drilling is prohibited.

Karen got hired to an offshore rig during the pandemic.

She's an essential oil worker now.

If you have sex on a boat...

...is that off-shore drilling?

Offshore joke, If you have sex on a boat...

What did the oil refinery plant say to the offshore drilling platform?

Send crudes.

Three prisoners of communist regime

Three prisoners are in one cell and they talk about why they are here.

First guy: "My watch was always 10 minutes late, so I was always late for work and they locked me up for betrayal."

Second guy: "My watch was always 10 minutes early, so I was always 10 minutes early to work and they locked me up for being a spy."

Third guy: "My watch was always on time, so I was always in time to work and they locked me up for having an offshore watch."


Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

My marriage is based on trust.

And according to my wife's lawyers, that trust is based offshore.

Offshore joke, My marriage is based on trust.

A shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island, completely alone.

Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out towards him.

When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him: The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued.

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

The last joke my Italian grandfather told me before he passed.

Two italian soldiers are sitting on a beach in Normandy during WWII when a German submarine surfaces offshore. One Italian looks at the other and says, "Is thata UBoat?" The other Italian replies, "nope, not mine".

What do you call a sub-account in your offshore banking portfolio used specifically for hookers?

A Cayman-sider

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Trump boy is throwing millions of dollars into the water at the beach.

He was adding to his off-shore account.

Why did Jackie Chan go swimming?

Because it's offshore.

Yo momma so dumb

she tried to avoid taxes by setting up an offshore bank account on Hawaii!

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