Office Party Jokes
26 office party jokes and hilarious office party puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about office party that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Office Party Short Jokes
Short office party jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The office party humour may include short office politics jokes also.
- A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover
- I was at an office party last night. They played the Twist and I twisted, they played Jump Around and I jumped around. Unfortunately, I was asked to leave when they played Come on Eileen
- I'm going to the Halloween party at my office today as President Hillary Clinton I'm not going to show up.
- My Daughter In Law She's a manager at a post office. I threw her a party for getting promoted in a mail dominated industry.
- What does the cake say at the government printing office retirement party? This cake intentionally left blank
- I'm going to make sure to get in a good workout before going to the office Christmas party. They're having an ugly sweater contest.
- You should've seen their faces when I showed up as Donald Duck at the office Christmas party. Yeah I had no pants, no self control and I came with three kids that weren't mine.
- I brought cake and candy to my son's birthday celebration. And that, officer, is why I told the hostess at Chuck E. Cheese's that I was the sugar daddy looking for my party boy.
- Man goes to doctors office Doctor asks about his alcohol consumption. "I only drink when I am having a party."
"So often do you have a party?" "Whenever I have any alcohol" - The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
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Office Party One Liners
Which office party one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with office party? I can suggest the ones about office meeting and office affair.
- The worst thing about office parties... Is having to go find a job the next day
- What's a police officer's favorite party game? Pin the m**... on the black guy
Uproarious Office Party Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about office party you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean office work jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make office party pranks.
A n**... police officer came to work
A n**... police officer came to work and his commander, shocked, asked him: "why did you come n**...?"
The police officer said: "There was a party last night I attended. At 00:00 all lights went off and we were in the dark. All of a sudden a voice said that all females should undress. You could hear u**.... Then after a while the same voice said all the males to get undressed. Everybody did that, so did I. And then after a minute the voice said GET TO WORK"
Commander: "And?"
Police officer: "And I came to work."
A taxi driver was being interrogated after an accident.
Police Officer: So, how did you kill 59 people?
Taxi Driver: I was driving at 80km/h, when I saw two men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brakes, but they failed.
Police Officer: And?
Taxi Driver: So, I had to make the choice of either hitting the two men, or the wedding party.
Police Officer: You hit the two men, of course!
Taxi Driver: Exactly! We think alike! Problem was, after hitting one of the men, the other escaped to the wedding party, so I went after him.
A doctor & a lawyer are talking at a party.
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replies the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor is shocked, but agrees to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepares the bills. When he goes to place them in his mailbox, he finds a bill from the lawyer.
A boss and his two workers had a genie appear before them...
The genie in his traditional style offered three wishes to them, so they decided to split the three wishes amongst them. The first worker said:
"I wish for a party yacht with hundreds of beautiful girls crawling all over me."
p**..., and he was gone. Seeing this, the second worker eagerly said:
"I wish for a castle with hundreds of staff and a limitless credit card."
p**..., and he too was gone. Scratching his stubble, the boss sighed.
"I want those two g**... loafers back in the office before lunch break ends!"
I tried dressing up as the plane that c**... into the twin towers for the office costume party
It didn't land too well
The hips don't lie
Police officer: where were you last night?
Shakira: i was at home having a night in, and watching a movie
Shakira's hips: she was at the party where the m**... took place
"A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader." Harry S. Truman
The Boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that read:
I'm the Boss!"
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: -
Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"
At a party meeting, a Communist party officer is drilling a local worker....
He asks him: Comrade, if you had two houses, would you give one to the Communist Party?
The worker responds Yes, definitely, comrade, I would give one of my houses to the party!
Then he asks Comrade, if you had two cars, would you give one to the party?
Again, the worker says, Yes, I would give one of my cars to the party!
Finally, the officer asks, If you had two shirts, would you give one to the party?
Nyet!
The officer asks But why? Why won't you give one of your shirts to the party?
The worker says: Because I HAVE two shirts!
What did the boss of a sandwich factory say at his office party speech?
Let's make a toast!
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
Disillusioned with the Republican Party, Donald Trump gets inspired...
Disillusioned with the Republican party, Trump wakes up one day with an idea. Summoning Mike Pence to his office, he lays out his vision.
"Mike, the Republican Party is a relic of the past. We need to start fresh with a brand new party of loyal Americans."
"That's brilliant sir, but what should we call our party?"
Trump thinks for a moment, and suddenly exclaims. "We'll base our party on the virtues of the flag! That will really underscore our American values."
"Well, there's already a red party and a blue party," Mike Pence thinks. "So that would make us..."
Trump Beams "The White Party!"
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.