Offi Jokes
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A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Help Wanted," so the man ran in the store and yelled out, "What's wrong?!"
Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A: The genealogist checks the family tree and the gynecologist checks the family bush.
I saw a doctor's office that does proton therapy.
I never thought that subatomic particles would need therapy, but I guess it's not easy being positive all the time.
I was at the Doctor's office
The Pessimist said 'The door is half closed'
The Optimist said 'The door is half open'
The Doctor said 'Confirmed case of Bipolar'
Doctor's office
A man walk's into the doctor's office to get a check-up. The doctor tells the man he needs to quit m**.... The man asks why . The doctor says, "So I can examine you".
Officer! That guy threw sodium chloride at me!
Police officer: That's a salt!
An officer pulls up at the scene of an accident
where a car has driven through a field, killed several livestock and crashed into a barn. He decides to interview Steve who is struggling to keep his balance and is being propped up by Karen.
"Been out for a few have we mate?" asks the officer.
"Shuure ave mate" grins Steve.
"I realise you are very drunk sir," states the officer, "but that is absolutely no excuse to let your wife drive you home!"
The official bad Yakov Smirnoff punchline thread about the Sochi Olympics
You have been warned...
In Russia, yellow water is not dirty, it's colored that way by Russian government so we don't mistakenly drink water instead of v**...!
So, it's now officially a week after the Super Bowl, can we please stop with the Super Bowl jokes?
They're going right over my head.
Office assistant is throwing darts at a picture of her boss.
Phone rings. It's the boss.
Boss: What are you doing right now?
Assistant: Missing you.
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
So I'm at the dentist's office...
...in the waiting room when this woman comes storming out, shouting curses and threatening to sue. When she's gone, the dentist is standing in the doorway, speechless, so I ask him, "gee, doc, what's got her knickers in a twist?" And he says, "I don't know, I just asked her to take a shot in the mouth."
What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?
"Ur-ine!"
What is the official bird of love?
The s**....
Our official currency should become bubblegum...
That way it can be inflated and deflated at will!
What do you say to an officer responding to a domestic disturbance call?
"There's no way I hit her, sir! She isn't black and blue! She's white and gold!"
I'm officially putting my GPA up for adoption...
I just can't raise it myself
[joke credit to the girl I overheard say it in the library]
Doctor's Office Visit
The doctor asked me how my bowel movements have been lately, I told him very dark. He asked me to describe so I said, "every time i look into the bowl, it spells out 'DIE'"
What is the official fruit of g**... in Texas?
Canteloupe
An officer gets shot in a m**... raid...
What is the official novel of Mexico?
Tequila Mockingbird
What's the official sports drink of the k**...?
w**...-ade
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