Off The Grid Jokes
10 off the grid jokes and hilarious off the grid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about off the grid that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What's the difference between Taxes and Texas?
Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
I think it's smart for Texans to remove books from libraries...
They're going to need more fuel for the fires after the Power Grid fails again
A drunk enters...
...a confessional booth. The priest is waiting for the sinner to speak up, but the drunk doesn't say a word. After a while the priest coughs... nothing... he coughs again... nothing. The priest was patient until now, but enough is enough: he starts b**... on the wooden grid. The drunk finally speaks up:
"You're knocking to no avail, buddy... there ain't any toilet paper here either..."
How do you get Texas to regulate their power grid?
Rename it u**....
How many Zionists does it take to change a lightbulb?
To change a lightbulb is actually very complex and you really need to know the entire history of lightbulbs, and electricity, to even begin to understand. There is also some very complicated electronics involved in getting the grid to power the lightbulb and unless you understand all of this, then you probably shouldn't be asking these questions.
What's the difference between Texas and taxes?
Taxes can keep an electrical grid running.
Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?
I1
I was once grouped with my friend about a project on the Cartesian grid...
...i told him "I guess we're on the same plane then"
I heard Elon Musk is talking about rebuilding PR's power grid...
Talk about good *PR.*
Why couldn't Kevin Flynn make the Tron Grid all by himself?
Because he ain't got a Clu.
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