Off Limits Jokes
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Trump endorsed Roy Moore but not Don Blankenship...
I guess it's all right to mess with minors, but miners are off limits.
Q. What do muslims call a woman who is off limits?
A. Harambae
More changes to the military
The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers.
Addressing all ship personnel at Pearl, CINCPAC advised, "Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males.
Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time." He continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500.
Are there any questions?"
A Marine from the security detail assigned to the ship stood up in the crowd and inquired...
"How much for a season pass?"
God bless the Marine Corps!!!
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