Odor Jokes

Funniest Odor Short Jokes

Short odor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The odor humour may include short oxide jokes also.

1. I always leave a penny on the toilet lid after I take a dump Just so that a cent is covering the odor
2. My wife has a sinus condition that suppresses her ability to detect odors But she gets offended when I tell people that she doesn't smell good.
3. The bar down the street has a cologne dispenser in the men's room. But it has a sign on it that says, 'Out of Odor.'
4. I tried to buy something from a perfume vending machine, but it was broken. It just had a sign on it that said "Out of Odor".
5. I've been told I've got terrible body odor. I suppose I do need to bury the corpses sometime.
6. In school we had a friend named Gustavo. He was a blast to be with, but he had an odor. If I had to describe it, fun Gus had a musky scent.
7. A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians' flatulence He was only following doctors odors.
8. A World War II joke What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial? "I was just following odors."
9. [febreze commercial Take 1] We've blindfolded Steve and brought him into this room where we brutally murdered his family a week ago to demonstrate the strong odor fighting power of Febreze
10. How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

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Odor One Liners

Which odor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with odor? I can suggest the ones about humidity and fragrance.

1. What does the Illuminati smell like? New World Odor
2. What do you get when you cross a policeman with a skunk? Law and odor.
3. What city has the worst body odor? Pittsburgh
4. What do you call a stinky lawyer? Law and Odor
5. yesterday I found a broken skunk it was out of odor.
6. Why did the skunk cross the road? To get to the odor side.
7. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court!!!
8. What's a Jedi's least favorite smell? Odor 66
9. What do you get when you cross a cop and a skunk? Law and odor
10. What did Hodor have to say about working in the stables? 'odor
11. Wow you're strong! Unfortunately, odor isn't everything.
12. What do you call two skunks sixty-nining? Odor eaters.
13. How does good deodorant smell? Odorable.
14. Why don't American's have body odor? Because they are cent-less.
15. What do you call skunks doing 69? Odor eaters

Smelling Odor Jokes

Here is a list of funny smelling odor jokes and even better smelling odor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I keep smelling a disgusting odor coming from the bathroom even no is using it. I think it might be pootergeist.
• Earth occasionally passes through the vapor trails of Venus, causing a bad odor. Uranus also smells.
• What President of the United States smells the worst? The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

Body Odor Jokes

Here is a list of funny body odor jokes and even better body odor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call the body odor from smoking Canabis that just wont go away? An Elongated Musk.
• What do you call an entrepreneur's body odor? Elon's musk.

Hilarious Odor Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about odor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smell jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make odor pranks.